No One Is Learning Shit From Watching You Put on Lipgloss

Stop calling your fetish videos makeup tutorials. Not one person has learned one thing from them except maybe that they're into fetish videos. This is not a tutorial: » 3/10/15 3:30pm 3/10/15 3:30pm

The Funniest, Weirdest Thing You Did as a Kid

Over the past week, an unnamed Gawker Media dad has been bringing his four-year-old into the office. While you might (somewhat rightfully) be thinking of us as a group of cold and unfeeling bloggers, this little girl has been warming our hearts and making us laugh continually with her adorable and zany antics. The… » 2/20/15 8:40pm 2/20/15 8:40pm

The Biggest Lie You've Ever Gotten Away With

Pissing Contest has covered the most absurd lies you've ever heard, but we've yet to touch on something for more impressive and important: What's the biggest lie that you personally have ever gotten away with? » 2/13/15 8:40pm 2/13/15 8:40pm

Your Safest Bet: Just Assume Everything on the Internet Is a Lie

This afternoon, the staff of Jezebel dot com received a curious tip indicating that an impish Redditor tricked readers of this very website into believing that he was three different women, all of whom needed money. He further asserted that the trusting community here sent him that money, which he then used to take… » 11/18/14 5:00pm 11/18/14 5:00pm

How to Catch a Liar (or Become a Really Good One)

I'd like to think that I'm pretty good at spotting a liar. Like this morning, when I went to grab some ice cubes for my cold brew and there was only ONE CUBE left between BOTH TRAYS and I said to the 10-year-old, "Did you put the ice cube trays back in the freezer with only one ice cube left?" and she looked at me… » 4/09/14 4:15pm 4/09/14 4:15pm

Convicted Rapist Lawmaker Loses Concealed Gun License, Goes Apeshit

Meet admitted rapist and Idaho State Rep. Mark Patterson (R-Boise). On Sunday, Patterson received notice that his concealed carry license was being revoked because in 2007 and 2012, he lied on his permit application when he said he hadn't pled guilty to rape (Mark Patterson, in fact, did). Patterson is fighting back,… » 11/14/13 2:00pm 11/14/13 2:00pm

Dudes Are Such Whiny Baby Liars About Girls With Short Hair

Hahaahaaaaahahahaahhaahahahaaha, oh, dudes. It seems like every few weeks some goofball on the internet writes another "article" about how evil women are ruining their crotch-feels by cutting off our long, sexual hair. Leaving aside the fact that YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEVANT BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE'S HAIR NEITHER BELONGS… » 11/09/13 12:16pm 11/09/13 12:16pm

Idiot Boston Student Upsets Everyone With Fucked-Up Facebook Rape Hoax

The Boston College Confessions Facebook page usually serves as an anonymous forum for BC kids to let off some steam, a place to air their PG-rated unflattering private thoughts in public. Harmless, cheap web therapy. But yesterday, the site posted a confession that's so awful I'm literally shaking after reading it —… » 10/02/13 11:50am 10/02/13 11:50am

Heartbreak, Cheating Leads to Great Deal on Used Mattress

Have you ever unknowingly slept next to a lying-ass cheating piece of shit? Then this Craigslist ad is your cathartic-ass therapy. » 7/31/13 8:30pm 7/31/13 8:30pm

Sneaky VAWA-Opposing Republicans Are Now Pretending They Care About…

Remember when a whopping 130 House Republicans voted against the Violence Against Women Act reauthorization bill last month? Some of them are banking on your amnesia. » 3/08/13 11:00am 3/08/13 11:00am

Everyone Lies Online, About Everything, All the Time

According to a new survey of 19,500 U.S. members on, a seeking arrangements site where "wealthy" men bid on dates with women, one third of New Yorkers lie in their online profiles. For shame, New Yorkers! You seem like such an honest people. » 2/27/13 10:30pm 2/27/13 10:30pm

Unicorn Lair Discovered in North Korea, Says North Korea [Updated]

Well, it looks like we finally found the intersection on the Venn diagram for North Korea and tween girls from the 1970s. Both, as it turns out, are super into unicorns. And making things up. » 12/03/12 11:00am 12/03/12 11:00am

Why Did Lucky Print a Bold-faced Lie About One of Its Readers?

Do you ever feel jealous when you read magazine articles about "normal girls" who are ostensibly "just like you" yet lead obnoxiously perfect-sounding lives? Like, they throw weekly intimate dinner parties for their 15 closest friends, or their summer "must-have" is one great $500 sarong, or their boyfriend leaves… » 6/12/12 2:20pm 6/12/12 2:20pm

Pomegranate Juice Found Guilty of Being a Huge Liar

Pomegranate juice is fucking dumb. It costs a million dollars, it's hella bitter and gross, and all it's got going for it are "antioxidants," which is the scientific term for "advertising gimmick." Which is why it's so satisfying to hear that a federal judge has ruled that Pom Wonderful juice "used deceptive… » 5/23/12 10:25am 5/23/12 10:25am

Mike Daisey’s Fabrications Are Now His Wife’s Fault

Jesus. Unless Mike Daisey is prepared to offer some actual heartfelt contrition about This American Larfpocalypse 2012, the dude needs to STOP TALKING. Because if he keeps digging like this, he's going to wind up in fucking China. » 3/21/12 10:20am 3/21/12 10:20am

Four Ways to Tell If an Online Dater Is Lying

When scientists set out to find what online daters lie about most, the results weren't that surprising: height and weight. What is really interesting is how you can tell when someone's lying. » 2/15/12 6:45pm 2/15/12 6:45pm

Meet the Komen Exec Behind the Planned Parenthood Defunding

Susan G. Komen for the Cure is trying its very hardest to prove to its supporters that it didn't decide to stop giving grants to Planned Parenthood because of an internal or external right wing political agenda, which is steaming, obvious bullshit. Now, it turns out that people from inside Komen confirm that the… » 2/02/12 1:20pm 2/02/12 1:20pm

They're Onto You: Details Discovers Women Secretly Trying To Get…

We got a number of distressed emails about a recent piece in Details. Possibly because the description read, "Getting tricked into fatherhood by a woman hell-bent on getting pregnant is much more common than you think." Good to know! » 10/23/09 5:00pm 10/23/09 5:00pm

If you need a good chuckle to end your day, surf on over here » 8/20/08 5:20pm 8/20/08 5:20pm to check out their pictures of things cuckolded women did to their lovers' conveyances. Although we don't condone illegal acts or especially the women who did it to the "other woman" (it was your guy who had the commitment to you, not her), we do appreciate…

Female Gang-Banging Memoirist Is More Fiction Than Fact

In the biggest literary hoax since... well, last week, when that Holocaust memoir turned out to be entirely fabricated, 33-year-old Margaret B. Jones, whose new memoir of foster homes and gang violence, Love and Consequences, has been revealed to be a hoax by the New York Times. In Love and Consequences, Jones —… » 3/04/08 9:30am 3/04/08 9:30am