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Lindsay Claims She's A Hoarder; Gabourey Asks Justin To The Oscars

• In an exclusive interview with The Insider that airs tomorrow, Lindsay Lohan discusses her issues with her father and takes Niecy Nash on a tour of her messy house, revealing that she thinks she's a hoarder.

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Spencer: "I'm Her Husband, Not Her Owner"; Judge Rules Polanski Must Return To U.S.

• Spencer Pratt says he didn't question Heidi Montag's decision to have 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day because, "I'm not in charge of what she does with any part of her body. I'm her husband – not her owner."

Who Controls The Bristol Palin Media Machine?

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Levi Johnston On Being A Gay Icon: "It's Great"

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Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite

• Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."

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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake

• 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…

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Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown

• Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.

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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

• Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

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Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

• Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

Going Rogue: It's All About The Insults

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

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Leak Reveals No Levi, Plenty Of Katie-Bashing In Going Rogue

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Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating

• Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?

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Jon Gosselin Gives Levi Johnston Parenting Advice

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Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting

• According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.

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Sarah Palin: "We're Really Not Into The Drama"

Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."

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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"

• Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:

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"'Musclebound With A Ridiculous Mane' Is A Comfortable Caricature Of What Women Find Sexually Attractive"

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Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"