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    12:33 PM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "Oh, KK. I'm so over the Red Carpet being pregnant too! I mean, is it in it's eighteenth trimester or something? The thing has been preggers forevs! Like, WTF and junk. I wonder if when it gives birth, the baby will be an Oriental Throw Rug? Cuz I totes need one for my liberry at the 'Bu Beach House. L8TRS!" #beyoncebabyplans
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    12:32 PM

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    How is it so many Jezebel readers are just now noticing the Jesus/Madonna thing? #beyoncebabyplans
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    12:24 PM

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    I wonder if I can make a plea to Jamie and Martin to PLEASE. NOT. DO. THIS. I'm truly weary of the massacre on the black female image by black men. It's so very old. And it's so very painful. #beyoncebabyplans
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    12:02 PM

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    At first I was like, Ian McKellen, what? Not that comparisons to homophobia and antisemitism are necessarily wrong, but it does seem odd that he's comparing a lack of gay bars outside London to the Holocaust.

    Then I remembered that he is not just Gandalf, but also Magneto, and therefore had to get into the mind of a character who would have been a Jew in central Europe in a certain period. So he may be talking about that. Because then it's like "Being gay is kind of like being a Jew in the early 20th century. And both of those things are also like being a mutant with superpowers." And that makes sense to me. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:47 AM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I know I should be saying how sorry I feel for her that she's crying, and I do, but Lindsay looks really pretty to be crying in that picture. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:45 AM

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    People want an answer of when we'll be back, and I think it's impossible… It's unfair to say when we'll do Fall Out Boy again. It's hard to be creative.

    I totally agree Pete. Being creative is hard. So why is Fall Out Boy on hiatus again?

    Really Pete, you just make it too easy. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:42 AM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I am 24, and my grandparents are 10 years younger than Hef.
    As it is, I find it creepy that twin sisters share a boyfriend. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:37 AM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "Iman, Donna Karan and Agyness Deyn were seen teary at a screening of Precious."

    Stars! They're just like us! But wait, do these ladies cry during, let's say, a Gatorade commercial? Because then they'd really be like me...I mean, what? #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:42 AM

    @MIXED: My roommate and I cried during a commercial yesterday. First it was the Amazing Race, then some commercial about saying I love you for the first time. THIRTY SECONDS MADE US CRY. Oy vey. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:44 AM

    @jessacecilia: Commercials are hard, dark, emotional things. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:48 AM

    @MIXED: Don't even get me started on the Sarah McLachlan sad dogs and cats commercials. I almost need therapy after those. #beyoncebabyplans
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    10:21 AM

    @MIXED: I'm that way with commercials. My husband will come downstairs and asks me why I'm crying and I'll sputter out "The old lady never got any mail! And then they gave her a Hallmark card! *sniffle* And then she made them piiiiie..." #beyoncebabyplans
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    10:35 AM

    @ilovedavelister: the "this older gentleman who gets up in the morning to shovel the walkway and clear the ice for the hockey team, and who seems to have no family other then the people who use this skating rink does all this hard work and a little boy notices and uses his own money to buy him a Tim Horton's coffee at Christmas time" commercial always gets me. It's a tear-jerker. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11:44 AM

    @Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Oh, Canada! #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:34 AM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    Gosselin hangs out with the strangest group of randoms. Levi Johnston? Shane Victorino? #beyoncebabyplans
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    10:01 AM

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I'm making like I never heard that. I could have gone the rest of my life without having the worlds of Douchelin and my hometown team collide. #beyoncebabyplans
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    02:14 PM

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Oooh, while I'm sorry for you, as a Mets fan, I'm kind of delighted by that item. It's like a tiny piece of the universe is trying to make up for my team's epic, epic collapses.

    Although with the Mets' luck, this means David Wright will probably MARRY Kate Gosselin. #beyoncebabyplans
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    02:20 PM

    @SwirlGirl: As you're a Mets fan and a fellow appreciator of the absurd, I can live with that. :) #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:32 AM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    A Fall Out Boy "Greatest" Hits CD? So it'll be 60 minutes of white noise? (Ba-dum CHA!) #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:28 AM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "I'm over the red carpet being pregnant."

    Funny, Kourtney—I'm over you being on the red carpet, period. You can go back to obscurity any day now, 'kay? #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:43 AM

    @Kivrin: to be fair, it really does seem like the red carpet has been pregnant for 10 months already. she's like the katie holmes of floor coverings. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    09:45 AM

    @Kivrin: Kim Kardashian got paid $50,000 to "host" her birthday party. There is no turing back for them. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:28 AM

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    Madonna = the female Hugh Hefner? #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:14 AM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    There should be laws for parents like Michael Lohan. It's too bad the media are giving him a podium for his abusive rants. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:14 AM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I think that's the most logical thing John Mayer has ever said. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:15 AM

    @spunkay: He usually manages to come up with these pithy, spot on little remarks that make everyone consider actually liking him for one hot second. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:12 AM

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    You know Sheneneh and Wanda is going to be a hit. Maybe Madea and and the lady from Norbit can have a cameo. #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:54 AM

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Is that like, Sheneneh from In Living Color? The one with gasoline in her purse because - "she got you"! #beyoncebabyplans
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    09:58 AM

    @Hiroine Protagonist: Sheneneh was from Martin, Wanda was from in Living Color! I do think 'Neneh would be the one most likely to have gasoline in her purse tho. #beyoncebabyplans
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    10:16 AM

    @Nancy Sin: Ah yes, it was Wanda. Do these guys have therapists? Because I think they maybe need to be a bit more forceful - you hate women, you want to be one - PICK ONE ASSHOLES! #beyoncebabyplans
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