Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together

Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found herself in what the tabloids are calling "a bit of a mid-life crisis" since her split from Alex Rodriguez and a fling… » 1/23/13 9:00am 1/23/13 9:00am

No Doubt Does In Fact Exhibit Doubt About Offensive Native…

Not since Cher (and let's face it, Cher's fun—not to mention part Cherokee) have we seen quite this level of stereotypical camp when it comes to Native American imagery in a music video: No Doubt has just pulled the cowboys-and-Indian-themed video for their second single "Looking Hot" after YouTube commenters informed… » 11/05/12 9:00am 11/05/12 9:00am

That Time A Woman Dropped $20,000 Bones On An Evening With Bates From …

A 52-year-old Long Island woman named Sandra Doshner is the self-proclaimed "world's biggest Downton fan, complete with a "Future Mrs. Bates" t-shirt (referring, of course, to the noble, mysterious valet John Bates, played by Brendan Coyle). The retired medical technologist won Coyle's hand by placing a £12,000 bid… » 5/26/12 11:30am 5/26/12 11:30am

Levi Johnston Unveils the Totally Bizarre Name He's Chosen for His…

When it comes to Levi Johnston, Alaska's most infamous baby daddy, one doesn't exactly expect grade A judgment, but today he managed to shock us all by announcing that he plans to name his forthcoming daughter Breeze Beretta Johnston. Seriously? Yes, and it is Beretta, as in the gun—it's not some family name. So is it… » 5/01/12 8:00pm 5/01/12 8:00pm

Bristol Palin Claims Levi Johnston Owes Her Several Gorilla Suits Full…

Since the world was introduced to America's snow angels Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston in 2008, the two lovebirds have since gone their separate ways. Bristol's stumbled across the sequined-encrusted hellscape of Dancing With the Stars and into reality TV, and Levi's waved his hockey stick around the pages of Playgirl » 4/09/12 12:40pm 4/09/12 12:40pm

Noted Girlfriend-Impregnator Levi Johnston Strikes Again

At just twenty-one years old, Levi Johnston is already being known for his "world class" sperm and failure to use condoms properly. First his little swimmers (and some wine coolers) were involved in Bristol Palin's pregnancy. And now, TMZ is reporting that Levi's tiny, valiant soldiers have rammed through the membrane… » 4/03/12 10:20am 4/03/12 10:20am

16 And Pregnant Couple Arrested, Lose Their Child

Joshua Rendon and Ebony Jackson-Rendon, a couple from MTV's 16 And Pregnant, have lost their child to the state and are currently facing criminal charges after police searched their home. And what did the cops find? You may want to stop eating, or thinking about anything pleasant, before you read this, because it will… » 9/23/11 8:00pm 9/23/11 8:00pm

Dr. Phil Encourages Levi To Talk Shit About Bristol

Earlier today, Levi Johnston appeared on Dr. Phil's talk show to refute some of the points Bristol Palin made about him during her recent press tour promoting her new book. Now that Levi's book, the aptly-titled Deer In Headlights, is about to make its debut, that apparently means it's his turn to talk. With that in… » 9/20/11 7:45pm 9/20/11 7:45pm

Levi Johnston Claims Bristol Wanted To Get Pregnant In New Book

If you're inappropriately amused by hearing legitimate news organizations report the wine cooler-infused, trashy details of two teens boning, you're in for a treat. In Levi Johnston's memoir, the former Playgirl model/mayoral candidate contradicts nearly everything Bristol Palin wrote in her book, ensuring that we… » 9/12/11 10:19pm 9/12/11 10:19pm

Levi Johnston Doesn't Have Time To Run For Mayor Of Wasilla

A year ago, Levi Johnston said he couldn't watch his ex Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars because he was too busy studying up on the issues that affect the people of Wasilla, Alaska. Now it turns out all that book learnin' was for naught, because he's decided not to run for mayor. His attorney tells the… » 8/23/11 10:40pm 8/23/11 10:40pm

A Few Select Quotes From Bristol Palin's Tell-All Book

The revelations coming from Bristol Palin's upcoming memoir, Not Afraid Of Life — My Journey So Far, are simply delightful. Let's start with the obvious "reveal:" many of her Dancing With The Stars costars refused to speak to her throughout filming. Yeah, well, we could feel the icy demeanor through our televisions,… » 6/21/11 1:30pm 6/21/11 1:30pm