Police Investigating Crap Letters from a Creepy Stalker in Canada

There are crap emails and letters that we can all laugh at, and then there are crap emails and letters that cross the funny line, veering dangerously into Thomas Harris territory. Take, for example, a series of ultra-creepy letters some stalker in British Columbia has apparently been writing to a specific woman who… » 1/19/14 4:30pm 1/19/14 4:30pm

Crap Letter from a Dude, Irate French Filmmaker Edition

Blue Is the Warmest Color, that critical darling of a French film that won the Palme d’Or and Steven Spielberg’s undying affections for its epic (it’s a three-hour movie) and graphic lesbian sex scenes, has been generating a ton of controversy ahead of its U.S. release date. An open (and very crappy) letter from the… » 10/28/13 2:40pm 10/28/13 2:40pm

That Time Ernest Hemingway Described His Ideal Bro Paradise

In between comparing dicks and boozing it up around Paris, Ernest Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald found time to write letters to each other (Hemingway’s letters were basically telegrams and Fitzgerald’s reeked of booze and cigarettes). Sometimes, they exchanged idle gossip, but other times, as is evident in a… » 10/06/13 3:45pm 10/06/13 3:45pm

"No Other Men In It, Just Me": A Letter From A Porn Hopeful

Yesterday we shared an adorable letter from a fan of the New Orleans Pelicans, begging the team to give him a chance and a million-dollar contract. Reader Daniel used to work at an adult video company, and dug up a letter from one of the company's biggest fans, begging for a role in porn. » 9/05/13 3:59pm 9/05/13 3:59pm

Willa Cather’s Ghost Is Probably Pissed That Willa Cather’s Letters Are…

Since Willa Cather has been dead good long while now, the literary powers-that-be have decided to publish an anthology of her correspondence, despite the fact that Cather herself really, really didn't want her letters published. Like ever. If you decide to purchase a copy of The Selected Letters of Willa Cather,… » 3/24/13 11:30am 3/24/13 11:30am

Dear Beyoncé, Thank You for Inviting Me to Dinner

I always do my best not to brag about celebrity encounters because, frankly, it comes off as a little gauche. Believe me — I would love to talk up the time that I saw George Wendt coming out of TJ Maxx or the other time I stood in line behind Andrew from Buffy to buy a smoothie, but I don't. It's rude to make other… » 9/13/12 6:30pm 9/13/12 6:30pm

See 20-Year-Old Sid Vicious' List of Reasons Why Nancy's the Best

At 20-years-old, Sex Pistols bassist Sid Vicious wrote out a list extolling the finest qualities of his girlfriend Nancy Spungen. The note, scrawled in messy handwriting, seems so normal for a young person in love for the first time, making the couple's inevitable fate all the more heartbreaking. » 2/07/12 10:40am 2/07/12 10:40am