Christian Blogger Declares Leggings "Lustful" 

Christian blogger and Oregon mom, Veronica Partridge, took her struggle over whether or not to wear leggings to the internet. Partridge's love of leggings was weighing "heavy on my heart," she wrote on her self-named blog. So the blogger asked her husband, motivational speaker Dale Partridge, his thoughts on leggings.… » 1/17/15 12:30pm 1/17/15 12:30pm

This Interview with a Teen 'Leggings Activist' Is Awesome

The fight for the right to wear leggings to class continues apace at Haven Middle School in Evanston, Illinois. Recently, female students wore leggings in mass to protest a new school dress code that bans the tight pants because they're supposedly too distracting for boys and now teen "leggings activist" and… » 4/01/14 2:30pm 4/01/14 2:30pm

Middle School Bans Tight Pants Because They 'Distract the Boys'

Instead of teaching students to respect each other, a misguided middle school in northern California is telling its girls to no longer wear pants that are "too tight" because it "distracts the boys". Yes, because deviant dames in body conscious clothing are yet another reason men aren't succeeding in this world, and… » 4/09/13 1:10pm 4/09/13 1:10pm

CPAC Releases Suggested Dress Code: Don't Get Caught in Uggs, Leggings,…

MAJOR FASHION CRISIS: this year's Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) starts tomorrow, and I still have no clue what to wear to meet my idols Donald Trump (who still hasn't responded to our Miss USA expose, btw), Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush and Sarah Palin! Whatever shall I do?! » 3/13/13 10:25am 3/13/13 10:25am

Leggings, Leggings Everywhere — and It's Just Going to Get Worse

As a friend recently lamented, "In the future everything was supposed to be metallic or self-cleaning, but everything is jersey." True. Every futuristic portrayal of fashion may show us all wearing the same thing, but at least that same thing is often a badass amalgam of chrome, black, breathable fabrics and stylish… » 1/30/13 6:00pm 1/30/13 6:00pm

Meggings Are Actually Kind of Becoming a Thing

Despite previous evidence that meggings were probably not going to happen, it now seems that the male legging could become a Transatlantic fashion trend, especially since fashion icons like Justin Bieber (!) and Russell Brand (!!) and Lenny Kravitz (!!!) have been spotted showing off their shapely calves and kneecaps… » 12/09/12 2:15pm 12/09/12 2:15pm

Wearing These Penis Leggings Will Turn You Into a Total Dick

The other day, I was sitting in the window at a cafe when a girl walked by wearing these muscle leggings paired with super high heels and a leather jacket. You could tell she thought she looked amazing, but the sight of her apparently skinless legs had everyone doing double takes of sheer horror. I did a complex… » 5/14/12 9:45pm 5/14/12 9:45pm

For the Love of God, Put on Some Real Pants and Take Your Phone Out of…

Years of attempted public shamings and Facebook laments have failed to buck the leggings-as-pants trend. Now, one school in Canada, disturbed by its female students' public displays of camel toe and ass-meat, is laying the law down by formally and officially declaring that leggings are not suitable pants. Meanwhile, a… » 5/01/12 1:40pm 5/01/12 1:40pm

Muscle Leggings Prove Fashion Is More Than Skin Deep

"Excuse me, miss. Miss? I'm so sorry to bother you out in public like this. I know you don't know me, but I would want to know. This is embarrassing— I'm going to come right out and say it. Your adductor muscles are showing. Don't freak out! I know how it goes. You're rushing around getting ready in the morning and… » 2/07/12 4:45pm 2/07/12 4:45pm

Teenagers Wear Pajamas to School, Erode Moral Fiber of Society

It often seems like the biggest ambition of most Americans is to be 110% comfortable during every moment of their existence, especially when it comes to their fashion choices. And it looks like our nation's youth are doing their very best to blaze new trails in this quest for constant comfort. According to the Wall… » 1/19/12 1:00pm 1/19/12 1:00pm