Real talk: cattle dogs are a lot of fun. They're super task-oriented, which means that they can, say, chase a leash around a crate theoretically forever. That's because in a non-agrarian society, leashes are cattle. The Road Warrior had a cattle dog, too. Do you know why? Because cattle dogs do stuff. They pull…
As if cats did not already have plenty of ways to manipulate our minds, they have now—as this master practitioner demonstrates—obtained the technology to begin walking us on leashes. It's only a matter of time before we have an army of cat police roaming the streets and controlling our every move.
A plucky 8-year-old from Jacksonville, Florida is petitioning her mayor to let her neighbors keep their cat. The neighbors' cat was taken away after they refused to keep the cat on a leash. [UPI]
