Here's How to Tell Your Co-Workers That They're Smelly, Annoying Asses

I work remotely but I still sometimes have altercations with my co-workers. Last week I had a particularly nasty argument with a co-worker about the sexual virility of Burt Reynolds, and just yesterday another colleague (also nameless) invited me to "shut my goddamn face." I want to retaliate, but how? » 7/29/14 11:00am 7/29/14 11:00am