In Classic Ryan Murphy Fashion, Scream Queens Loses Sight of Itself

The broad plot of Scream Queens is fairly simple: A college campus is terrorized by a masked serial killer and a sorority—the killer’s primary target—tries to find out who’s murdering people while (poorly) avoiding getting killed themselves. That’s the story, sure, but is that really what Scream Queens is about? »10/14/15 12:00pm10/14/15 12:00pm


How Much Do These Scream Queens Love Each Other, Really?

Lea Michele and Emma Roberts, stars of Fox’s Scream Queens, hit the red carpet premiere in Los Angeles last night looking overjoyed to be united once again. The ‘80s horror-style series, created in the sick and sickening minds of Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk, casts Roberts as a sorority alpha chick and Michele as a… »9/22/15 12:35pm9/22/15 12:35pm

Oh No! Scream Queens Looks Like It Might Be Bad!

I’ve been dying to see Scream Queens since it was announced: Ryan Murphy-created horror-comedy about sorority murders starring Emma Roberts? Sign me up! A longer trailer just dropped, though, and after some hokey Diablo Cody-style slang invention (“Pissy Spacek”? eesh), a stereotypical flashback-to-the-’80s device,… »5/19/15 9:16pm5/19/15 9:16pm

Lea Michele Once Barfed While Singing 'Let It Go'; We Need the Video

Perhaps you've gotten fatigued by the constant barrage of news about Lea Michele singing "Let It Go" for Glee over the past couple months, but hang in there, buddy: it's about to get good. Michele—who you may remember, if not from Glee, as the girl in your high school theater class who would never stop singing Rent »1/23/15 10:30am1/23/15 10:30am

Judge to Release Blurry Video of Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis

Apparently, following his Florida DUI arrest, Justin Bieber was videotaped while, um, welcoming a urine sample into the world. A few classy media outlets caught wind of this fact and have now requested the video via Florida's public records law. And then a judge was like, "As long as you blur the genitals!" YOKEY… »3/04/14 8:25pm3/04/14 8:25pm

Complete Shithead Leaks Emotional Private Texts from Britney Spears

Aw man, not this human egg-fart again. Noted social butterfly and vulnerable-starlet-betrayer Sam Lutfi is back in the "news" again, having released a number of private texts that he claims are from a hysterical, emotionally dysfunctional Britney Spears. I don't know if they're actually from Britney or not, and I… »12/04/13 8:25pm12/04/13 8:25pm

Justin Bieber Seen Slinking Out of Brazilian Brothel in Ghost Costume

Justin Bieber »11/04/13 9:23am11/04/13 9:23am was caught attempting to sneak out of an upscale Brazilian brothel with a sheet over his head. He and a friend had spent more than three hours inside, and they left with two women. In other words, the Goblin Prince of Little Shit Kingdom donned a ghost disguise while attempting to discreetly participate…