Judge to Release Blurry Video of Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis

Apparently, following his Florida DUI arrest, Justin Bieber was videotaped while, um, welcoming a urine sample into the world. A few classy media outlets caught wind of this fact and have now requested the video via Florida's public records law. And then a judge was like, "As long as you blur the genitals!" YOKEY… » 3/04/14 8:25pm 3/04/14 8:25pm

Complete Shithead Leaks Emotional Private Texts from Britney Spears

Aw man, not this human egg-fart again. Noted social butterfly and vulnerable-starlet-betrayer Sam Lutfi is back in the "news" again, having released a number of private texts that he claims are from a hysterical, emotionally dysfunctional Britney Spears. I don't know if they're actually from Britney or not, and I… » 12/04/13 8:25pm 12/04/13 8:25pm

Justin Bieber Seen Slinking Out of Brazilian Brothel in Ghost Costume

Justin Bieber » 11/04/13 9:23am 11/04/13 9:23am was caught attempting to sneak out of an upscale Brazilian brothel with a sheet over his head. He and a friend had spent more than three hours inside, and they left with two women. In other words, the Goblin Prince of Little Shit Kingdom donned a ghost disguise while attempting to discreetly participate…

Tube Tops and Power Suits at the Elle Women in Hollywood Party

Last night, Elle hosted its 20th annual Women in Hollywood Celebration, an event that does the very important and necessary job of celebrating women in Hollywood (as you could likely infer from the evening's title). Many amazing, smart, talented, and inspiring women were in attendance; looking through the guest list… » 10/22/13 2:30pm 10/22/13 2:30pm

Can Amy Adams Pull Off Janis Joplin Biopic? Lee Daniels Thinks So


A Janis Joplin biopic that's been on the books for almost a decade now — and been considered as a vehicle for damn near every under-40 actress out there — is finally looking more concrete. Lee Daniels will direct as his follow-up to The Butler, and he's cast Amy Adams as the lead. She seems a bit ethereal for it, but… » 8/24/13 12:00pm 8/24/13 12:00pm

Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister

Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman. » 8/10/13 11:30am 8/10/13 11:30am

Allison Williams Speaking at Yale in Impossible-To-Get-Into Event

Lest we forget that actress, newsman progeny and occasional BCBG shopper Allison Williams exists while Girls is between seasons, she and her boyfriend College Humor founder Ricky Van Veen are giving an "intimate" talk at Yale — Williams was Class of '10 — about "TV, film, and the Internet." Perhaps misleadingly, it's… » 7/17/13 9:00am 7/17/13 9:00am