Wait, Why Is Lauren Conrad a Person We Talk About Again?

Lauren Conrad. Okay. I have absolutely nothing against LC. She seems totally nice, quiet, mauve, and weirdly solemn—she doesn't offend me or bother me or piss me off. (One glorious time she did make me laugh my ass off, but that seems like a one-off production.) Obviously she has some level of marketability, because… » 9/25/12 10:00am 9/25/12 10:00am