Have you seen all of the trailers for Lars Von Trier's seXXXy new movie Nymphomaniac? If you have, you'd definitely remember them because they're SO racy and SO edgy that they're literally IMPOSSIBLE to forget. Like, one red band trailer shows Shia LaBeouf's naked butt as he's doing it with a lady and another one…

If you're watching a Lars von Trier film, you know you're in for some genitalia. The eccentric Danish director (he's afraid of flying and insists on driving from Denmark to France for the Cannes Film Festival, from which he is now banned for his 2011 Nazi gaffe) isn't just comfortable with displaying penises and…

In the age of designer drugs and Twitter and cell phone pictures of celebrities grinding with each other to music composed almost entirely of beeps, there's something classy about an old-school Hollywood scandal. Even Lindsay Lohan's sordid exploits can't match those of Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan depicts in the…

Director Lars Von Trier seemingly lost his shit when, at a press at the Cannes Film Festival for his film Melancholia, he declared himself a Nazi and Hitler sympathizer among things in a bout of verbal diarrhea that freaked out other members of the panel, before a moderator cut the event short.

Yup, it's all there: genital mutilation, talking critters and all.

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