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    Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld

    Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton

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    Image of Madlenka Madlenka
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    Megan Fox's "worldwide brand" = Chapstick?
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    07/07/09

    @Madlenka: Trojan? Jockey? Hershey's? Nestle? Volkswagen? John Deere?
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    What poor fucking set stylist had to paint bales of hay magenta for that ridic shoot?
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    07/07/09

    @DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: @HurricaneEyes: The entire series of ads is a collection of terrible, obvious Photoshop work. As a graphic designer, they hurt my soul.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    The cheapest item is a $41,000 cocktail dress.


    I will make you a dress for the cheap price of $40,000! Line up to the left! No pushing!

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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    LOL I wonder what the really into fashion people have to say about Megan Fox at a couture show, atleast when their heads aren't exploding.
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    Image of georgina georgina
    07/07/09

    @SevenNationArmy AKA The Speculator: Something along the lines of: "This is Lacroix, not Bebe. Get back to the mall, Maxim girl."
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    07/07/09

    @georgina: "This is Comme des Garcons! You should be so lucky!"
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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    I read this headline as "Britney Picks Up A Polo Player Rapist," and actually found myself wondering whether or not this was a step-up from Sam Lutfi.


    It's been a long morning.

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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    Miley Cyrus: Stop trying to speak, right now. Just stop. From now on, you may only communicate using an etch-a-sketch and this dental floss.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    1. Those are cute boots.

    2. In no universe is the person wearing them Britney Spears.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/07/09

    @GeorgeFayne: The boots are a total copy of Fiorentini & Baker's.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    Aw, poor poor Luxury. Is there anything I can do to help you?


    I always wondered what My Little Pony's stable looked like. Now I know.

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/07/09

    @dreamweave: It's like My Little Pony barfed all over it.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    The Wang/Gap news made me excited at first, and then sad because we don't have Gap in my part of the world. Why doesn't the website ship internationally?
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    Twitter's Fake Karl is unconvincing. One the tweets reads: "*hugs*". Ridiculous.


    The only way Karl Lagerfeld would say that is if it was followed by "are for peasants and Americans (redundant, no?). I loathe the clammy touch of human flesh. It bores me to death".

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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    05/01/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Affection is demode.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    I suppose this makes me sexist, but I don't think I could handle finding out mai dudez wears control top boxer briefs.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    ...Wait. Which one is actually Marc? I can't tell which one is Evil Alternate Universe Marc because BOTH OF THEM HAVE VILLAIN STACHE-BEARDS! This is a Conundrum!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    I know this is sacrilege but I am really not a huge fan of Alexander Wang. BUT, I am excited for this Gap partnership.


    I heard on NPR that the CEO of A&E spent 1 million+ on private use of the company jet.

     Reply
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    Image of Penny Penny
    05/01/09

    @Penny Plastic: In the last year, that is.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/01/09

    @Penny Plastic: the idea of a khaki motorcycle jacket makes me go cross-eyed.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    Oy Tiffany, is my company going to have to bail you out on that one too? Wasn't the Iridesse mess enough for you?
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    05/01/09

    In reply to Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
    I think Jessica Simpson could actually be decent at lingerie and sleepwear. She has large breasts and probably knows her bras. It kind of makes sense she would go into lingerie. Her shoe line isn't totally heinous as one would expect, so I have *some* confidence in her taste as well.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    05/01/09

    @LaFemme: if she makes bras that are trashy/fun/cute and fit me, I will love her. Victoria's secret seems to think a 34D shouldn't exist.
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    inabook was starred inabook was unstarred
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