Lance Armstrong Is the Worst Boyfriend Ever

Lance Armstrong, generally known for being an upstanding and honest individual in all areas of his life, committed a hit and run in December and let his girlfriend take the blame. Don't ever let them tell you chivalry is dead, ladies. » 2/03/15 7:10pm 2/03/15 7:10pm

Lance Armstrong Gets 'Cards Against Humanity' Card About His Testicle

AWKWARD. Lance Armstrong tweeted this photo of a card he got while playing the delightfully evil game "Cards Against Humanity." » 5/18/14 9:30pm 5/18/14 9:30pm

Lance Armstrong Reportedly Paid $100,000 To Rival Cyclist To Throw Race

More terrible news out of one of the worst downfalls in sports history. According to a story in the New York Post, Lance Armstrong (a guy we moved from the Makes Texas Seem Cool column to the Yet Another Shitty Embarrassment pile) reportedly gave a rival cyclist a cake box filled with $100,000 cash to throw a race. Oh… » 12/14/13 11:30am 12/14/13 11:30am

Miss New York Accused Of Calling Outgoing Miss America 'Fat As Fuck'

Two days before the 2013 Miss America pageant, Miss New York Nina Dalvuluri —the self-proclaimed Miss Diversity — was allegedly caught on tape calling outgoing Miss America Mallory Hagan "fat as fuck."* Keep it classy, ladies. » 9/13/13 9:00am 9/13/13 9:00am

Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and… » 1/29/13 9:00am 1/29/13 9:00am

Nicki Minaj Storms Off Idol Because Mariah's So Fucking Annoying

After an adolescence spent singing Toby Keith covers at block parties and anxiously folding over the waistband of her Soffe shorts in the mirror every morning before school, just wishing she could wake up and be somebody, poor 20-year-old Georgia ingenue Summer Cunningham's big break on American Idol was… » 1/24/13 9:00am 1/24/13 9:00am

Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My…

Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw… » 1/21/13 9:00am 1/21/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover

Despite the claim on this week's People magazine cover, Jennifer Lopez DOES have one regret: Camp J. Lo is intensely unhappy with the cover photo, accompanying an interview with the star that is timed precisely to upstage Mariah Carey's judging stint on American Idol. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as Lopez… » 1/18/13 9:00am 1/18/13 9:00am

Lena Dunham Proclaims Herself Not That Fat 'For Like, Detroit'

Professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Howard Stern has backtracked (not apologized, he clarifies) from ragging on professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Lena Dunham. After Girls co-star Jemima Kirke tipped Dunham off that Stern had called her "a little fat chick who sort of looks like Jonah Hill and keeps… » 1/17/13 9:00am 1/17/13 9:00am

Oprah to Quiz Lance Armstrong About His Roid Rage on Cable TV

Oprah's got her hot little hands on the coveted interview with everyone's favorite fallen angel. All that, and she's still able to land the cover of O Magazine every month. Is there anything that woman cannot do?* » 1/08/13 10:45pm 1/08/13 10:45pm

Why Do We Love Scandals?

The way we gape and gawk at scandals tells us a lot more about human nature than do the scandals themselves. After all, what constitutes a scandal, anyway? The Guardian's Dean Burnett is fascinated by the public's reaction to Lance Armstrong's doping drama and Price Harry's naked photos: » 8/24/12 6:30pm 8/24/12 6:30pm

Shocking: John Mayer Hath Torn Katy Perry's Pez Dispenser Heart Asunder

Sometimes great love stories last for a lifetime, and the time after that, and generations of children to come know and cherish their romance-steeped heritage, and other times "Katy Perry and John Mayer don't seem to be doing whatever it was they were doing anymore," say tabloids. Which was fucking, obviously. A… » 8/24/12 9:00am 8/24/12 9:00am

Sarah Jessica Parker Threw a Party For Obama and Aretha Franklin Bailed…

After weeks of having her house elves prettify the brownstone, last night was Carrie Bradshaw's $40,000-per-person fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Although pixie druid Matthew Broderick was not in attendance (occupied by a performance of his Broadway musical "Nice Work If You Can Get It"), the guests included … » 6/15/12 9:00am 6/15/12 9:00am

Julia Roberts Gets Aggressive With Paparazzo, Yells Bad Words

Apparently the photographer was trying to get shots of Julia and her kids. And that does not fly. You're liable to hear things like "You get the f*ck out of my face.. do you understand me?" For instance. » 12/09/10 7:00pm 12/09/10 7:00pm

Justin Bieber Was The Victim Of Homophobic Bullying

Lance Armstrong Photoshopped Mag Cover: BFD

Lance Armstrong posed for Outside wearing a plain blue T-shirt. Magazine staffers added text, making it look like the shirt reads "38. BFD." When Lance saw the issue, he was displeased. » 6/18/10 12:30pm 6/18/10 12:30pm

Megan Fox In Her Underwear Again; Crystal Renn Critiques Ignorant…

"Damien Hirst Is A One-Trick Pony"

Artist Damien Hirst created this amazing bicycle, plastered with the wings of thousands of butterflies, for Lance Armstrong to ride in the Tour de France finale. Naturally, PETA is pissed. "This is barbaric and horrific," said a PETA representative. [DailyMail] » 7/24/09 12:30pm 7/24/09 12:30pm