It pains me to write this, because my love for the oeuvre of Mariah Carey is lifelong, fierce and true, but: just a few days in, Mimi’s Caesar’s Palace stint is already running into problems.
For Mother’s Day, Mariah’s manager gifted her with a thousand-dollar cake dusted in real gold, crafted in the shape of a size eight platform stiletto heel with a strap in the shape of a butterfly. The only way this cake would be more perfectly Mariah is if it were delivered and consumed within the magical confines of…
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In news that will shock almost no one, Mariah Carey is making casual gowns a thing. Is this some kind of publicity stunt for her Elusive Chanteuse album or has MIMI gone to the lambs again?
Jaded dobie detective meets little lost lamb, and adorableness ensues. It was an open-and-shut case.
What you have right here, is two people with jobs. They are both doing what they're supposed to do, and they do it marvelously well. If we were all this great at what we did, we'd probably already be living on Mars.
Little lamb, what is happening in your little dopey angel-kissed brain? You look like you've been kicked by a butterfly; just so sweet, innocent, and totally undisturbed by the issues of this world. May you never lose a night of sleep worrying about our burning earth, for you are the lord's work.
To be fair, it might not be for Memorial Day specifically, but you know they're psyched for this four-day weekend. Also note the lack of a soundtrack, which only furthers the high drama. One time, in middle school I fought my sister just like this, and she scratched my cornea, and for days I had to wear an eyepatch…
Watching little lambs leap is like the opposite of counting sheep; it will wake you up and fill you with joy. But it might also cause you to turn your living room into a leaping lamb sanctuary, so be sure you have a big enough carpet budget before hitting play.
Chinese farmer Cui Jinxiu is sparing the life of this lamb born with two legs because, "He gets around quickly and is pretty steady on his feet. He follows me everywhere and I haven't got the heart to slaughter him."
Following fashion week and her 1-week stint with a piece of expensive shit slung over her arm, Moe brought our attention to the atrocities committed in the manufacture of snakeskin accessories. It's not only the snakes who are getting the short end of the animal-rights sartorial stick however: Lambs are being…