Modern Family's Sarah Hyland 'Scared and in Fear for Life' From Ex

Today in more awful news, Sarah Hyland, who plays Haley Dunphy on Modern Family, told a court she is in fear for her life from her ex, fellow actor Matthew Prokop. » 9/23/14 9:00pm 9/23/14 9:00pm

Chris Martin Says He and Gwyneth Are Just 'Friends and Proud Parents'

It seems like Chris Martin and ex Gwyneth Paltrow have been spotted everywhere together lately—a mystery that, obviously, CANNOT BE BORNE WITHOUT EXPLANATION. Is there a reconciliation in the works? Was the breakup nothing but a publicity sham, scam, and/or flim-flam? Or is it possible that two adult humans who are… » 7/31/14 8:00pm 7/31/14 8:00pm

Amanda Bynes Gets 'Lifestyle Makeover'

Amanda Bynes spent a week at a fitness camp, where she paid several thousand dollars to lose five pounds. E! reports that Bynes was dropped off at camp by her parents and used the week there to give herself "a lifestyle makeover." It may be easy to snark on the fact that the article focuses mostly Bynes' quest to lose… » 1/25/14 11:30am 1/25/14 11:30am

Lamar Odom's Issues Edited Into 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Eps

It's safe to assume that Lamar Odom's drug problem was never intended to be a storyline in the eighth season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but after his "issues" became a tabloid fixture this summer, culminating in a DUI and a reported failed intervention and subsequent separation from Khloe, it would be… » 11/04/13 5:10pm 11/04/13 5:10pm

Blame Lamar Odom for Lamar Odom's Drug Problems, Not the Kardashians

Former NBA Lakers coach Phil Jackson has taken it upon himself to try to explain what's going with Lamar Odom, but spoiler: he doesn't know. So instead, Jackson has decided to speculate that Odom's current state of who knows what's going on is partially to blame on the Kardashian family, for enabling Odom's addiction… » 10/31/13 1:30pm 10/31/13 1:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Wants to Be a Woman

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, we do Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star, so that together, we can read them and weep. This week: Beyoncé is labeled a "diva" for wanting to have peanut butter backstage; Miley Cyrus is… » 10/16/13 3:00pm 10/16/13 3:00pm

Mariah Carey Honors Nick Cannon's Birthday With Heaving Bosom Tweet

In honor of husband Nick Cannon's birthday, Mariah Carey tweeted a picture of her lingerie-clad breasts to her 13 million Twitter followers. Get it, MiMi! The tweet states that Mariah Carey is waiting for Nick Cannon, presumably to have sex with him? I don't know. The New Girl was on. » 10/09/13 9:12am 10/09/13 9:12am

A Khloe and Lamar Break-Up May Be 'Inevitable'

According to "a source" and the keen eyeballs of intrepid web sleuths, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's tenuous relationship may be doomed. They've been living separately for weeks, thanks to Lamar's apparent substance abuse issues, and now Khloe has reportedly removed "Odom" from her social media profiles. Dun dun… » 10/03/13 8:00pm 10/03/13 8:00pm

Eva Longoria Does Not Have Baby Fever Thank You Very Much

Eva Longoria is not going to raise her head and keen her depair to the sky if she does not ever become a Procreation Station, she revealed in an interview: » 9/27/13 9:00am 9/27/13 9:00am

Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids


The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises… » 9/26/13 9:00am 9/26/13 9:00am

Zac Efron Passed Out From an Oxy Overdose and Some Jerk Sold the Pix

The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for… » 9/25/13 9:13am 9/25/13 9:13am

Miss New York Accused Of Calling Outgoing Miss America 'Fat As Fuck'

Two days before the 2013 Miss America pageant, Miss New York Nina Dalvuluri —the self-proclaimed Miss Diversity — was allegedly caught on tape calling outgoing Miss America Mallory Hagan "fat as fuck."* Keep it classy, ladies. » 9/13/13 9:00am 9/13/13 9:00am

'Massive Tool' Carson Daly Joins Today Show

Carson Daly, massive tool, has joined The Today Show, ringing in a self-proclaimed "new era" of the program. He will enroll alongside the other mutants in the X-Academy: Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, Al Roker, Natalie Morales, Hoda Kotb, Willie Geist and Kathie Lee Gifford. While we plebs associate Daly with… » 9/12/13 9:00am 9/12/13 9:00am

This Week in Tabloids: Jessica Simpson's Wedding Pic Is a Lie

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we partake of the glorious appetizer buffet of celebrity gossip offered up by Star, Us Weekly, inTouch, OK!, and Life & Style. This week, everyone gawks at Lamar Odom's drug problem and disintegrating marriage; the "surprise" in Jessica Simpson's "surprise wedding" is that… » 9/11/13 3:50pm 9/11/13 3:50pm

Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist

Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her rep confirms. "They're very happy... they haven't chosen a date for the wedding." After faking us out numerous times this past year with non-nuptial diamond rings, her actual engagement ring is "a… » 9/05/13 9:00am 9/05/13 9:00am

Kerry Washington Learned Not to Tell You Riff-Raff Her Secrets

GOD, Kerry Washington is such a magical ethereal empress of earth and space and delightfulness and Mensa. Obviously I don't know her, but just her existence in the world is, like, life-affirming. Right? Why is she always saying such nice and smart stuff? Why does she look so perf in every outfit? Also, why is her… » 9/03/13 8:00pm 9/03/13 8:00pm

Poor Little Suri Cruise Mysteriously Broke Her Arm :|

Pint-sized FAO Schwartz mascot Suri Cruise broke her arm, a rep for Katie Holmes has confirmed to People without stating the cause of the injury. » 8/31/13 12:00pm 8/31/13 12:00pm