A very happy Labor Day open thread to you from Mary Harris Jones, better known as Mother Jones, one of the greatest figures in all of American history, who organized and rallied thousands of railroad workers, garment workers, textile workers, steel workers and miners, and whose enemies dubbed her “a notorious and…
The calendar says summer's over but this dog running into the sea with all the joy in the entire world says otherwise. SUMMER'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, DAMN YOU.
One reader named NONAME has informed me that there are no free lunches when I work at Jezebel and I should really post stuff of grave importance because she caught a hate virus or something the last time I guest-edited.
It's me, A.J. Daulerio, editor of Deadspin. I've interrupted my vacation for one day to come entertain you sassy steak eaters again.