This Week In Tabloids: Mariah Carey Smears La Mer Moisturizer on the Asses of Her Twins

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Intern Tanisha Love Ramirez and I hurt ourselves attempting to wring gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Katie Holmes is now calling Suri "Sara"; NeNe Leakes is calling Kim Z. a racist; and Mariah Carey is calling Bergdorf, because she needs more… »11/14/12 3:45pm11/14/12 3:45pm