Expect to see Kristen Stewart's perma-scowl plastered over even more magazines next year: Refinery 29 reports that the starlet formerly known as Bella Swan will be the face of Chanel's Paris-Dallas 2013 Métiers d'Art Collection when it rolls out in May 2014. (Time works differently in the fashion world, folks.)

GOD, I love reading famous people's tour riders. It's the fucking best. I don't begrudge them any of it—go nuts, stars!—but it's just so satisfying to peer into people's weird obsessions and/or whims and/or determination to fuck with their assistants. A legal document detailing Lady Gaga's demands was leaked this week…

Since the nation was introduced to the leathery face of Patricia Krentcil, the woman who was arrested for taking her 5-year-old to a tanning booth, we have been unable to stop talking about her frighteningly tan visage. And now Snooki, perhaps the world's foremost expert in over-tanning, has spoken out about the…

Get out the hairspray and start hitting the tanning booth, because it's just been announced that Jersey Shore is coming back for a sixth season. The even more exciting is the news that Snooki's baby bump is going to be joining in the cast.

Lindsay Lohan sat down today with Matt Lauer for a "no holds barred" interview. We were expecting all kinds of shocking revelations, but, at least from what's been released so far, it sounds like LiLo has managed to do the most shocking thing of all: pull herself together.

It seems like just yesterday that Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart were two insanely famous young people carrying on a not-so-secret affair. Now it looks like the Twilight costars might, in fact, be husband and wife, sort of. If you find yourself hyperventilating at the thought that He of the Sparkly Skin is…

• Though Heidi Klum won't be part of this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show, the event will feature Katy Perry, Akon, and Adriana Lima in a $2 million diamond, sapphire and topaz bra.

• Cameras are rolling on the set of Angelina Jolie's directorial debut. The movie, which is still untitled, is a romance set in Bosnia during that country's civil war.

• Lindsay Lohan has already found a pharmacist willing to fill her prescriptions — which include Adderall and Ambien — while she is incarcerated. Michael Lohan, and some mysterious "friends" say it's the prescription drugs that caused all Lindsay's problems. [TMZ]

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More and more details emerge about Jesse James' reported mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and none of them are good. Not only is she an alleged neo-Nazi, she's also violent, a bad mom, and can possibly see the future.

The much-anticipated Joan Jett biopic The Runaways hits theaters today. What do critics have to say about the film? Well, we heard something about a lesbian kiss...

• Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]