Nicki Minaj Did Not Have Sex with That 'Animal' Gucci Mane
In today's Tweet Beat, Gucci Mane went on an insane rampage about the people that have fucked him over and who he has fucked or something? Anyway it is very long and we did not even include all of it but in response, Nicki Minaj VEHEMENTLY denied having anything to do with Gucci Mane's body. Also Victoria Beckham…
Sunday Sign-Off: The Vocal Stylings of Kristin Chenoweth
On PBS this very evening, Kristin Chenoweth will perform The Dames of Broadway...All of 'Em!!! Yes, that's three exclamation points in the title, but no, PBS will not be providing wine. The sequestration cuts are a total bummer.
Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right Before She Punched Her
As if Lindsay Lohan smacking a woman at a nightclub after a Justin Bieber concert over some dude from a band called The Wanted didn't already sound like a demented Canterbury Tale written in glitter pen ("Lindsay got drunker and drunker… and it turned Max [George] off"), there is now a whole new dimension of…
Honey Boo Boo Disrupts Anderson Interview, Thereby Making It 100 Times Better
Alana Thompson (better known as Honey Boo Boo) and her mother June appeared on yesterday's Anderson to be interviewed about the success of their family's show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child. While Anderson was hoping to discuss the backlash that has followed the family's popularity, Honey Boo Boo had other, slightly…
Charlie Kaufman and Dan Harmon Team Up to Form a Dysfunctional Band of Weirdo Geniuses
Have you heard about this shit? Apparently ousted Community creator Dan Harmon has teamed up with professional banana Charlie Kaufman to make a stop-motion animation movie called Anomalisa about "a 'celebrated motivational speaker' at the end of his rope. That changes when he meets a girl who makes him 'willing to…
Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being Not So Raven
Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and spinoff Cory In The House, filed a suit in federal court today against dilettante and professional asshat Bristol Palin, claiming that they created the reality TV show about Palin's life with son…
Searching For Meaning In The Meaningless Celebrity Kiss
Were you aware that celebrities sometimes kiss onstage to get attention? From Kristin Chenoweth and Sean Hayes, to Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Jonahnsson, to Miley and some dancer, stars can't stop exchanging loveless liplocks! But what does it all mean?!
Curtain Up! It's Tonys Fashion!
The Tony awards may be Broadway's biggest night, but between Denzel and Cate and Catherine and Viola and Scarlett and Naomi and Jada, you'd be forgiven for mistaking it for the Oscars. Wait, scratch that: the clothes were all Broadway!
The Perils Of So-Called Straight Talk
We obviously have a long way to go in any honest conversation about sexuality and pop culture — sparked recently by the Newsweek article doubting gay actors can play straight. Curiously, actors seem to get it more than Newsweek does.
Justin Timberlake May Appear On SNL Next Week; Heidi And Seal Renew Their Vows Again
- Is Justin Timberlake going to be on SNL next week? A source claims they overheard Timberlake talking about taping a secret segment for next week's season finale. Digital short, maybe? [PageSix]
Senior Citizen Asks Lindsay To Opera; Brooke Mueller Hospitalized
- Austrian Richard Lugner, a "quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearances on reality TV," has asked Lindsay Lohan to be his date for the Vienna Opera Ball next month.
Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson
- Miley Cyrus, America's favorite daughter of a once-mulleted country singer, has—gasp!—pierced her nose. Shock me shock me shock me with that actually pretty typical and normal for a sixteen year old behavior! [People]
Kristen Chenowith Finally Dresses Like A Woman And Not A Tween
[Los Angeles, CA; February 24. Image via AP.]

