Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely

Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,… » 8/07/12 9:00am 8/07/12 9:00am

Kristen Wiig's Paula Deen Impression Is So Delicious, It Might Have…

Here's a little leftover treat (deep fried, then slathered in frosting) from the weekend when Paula Deen stopped by SNL to defend herself against the racism and sexual harassment complaint recently brought against her and her brother Bubba. She makes a good argument— who among us can say that we haven't googled… » 3/12/12 1:30pm 3/12/12 1:30pm

Baby Sloths Learn How to Climb and It’s Just as Adorable as You’d…

Let's all hope Kristen Bell hasn't seen this video yet, otherwise her head probably exploded like a balloon overstuffed with adorableness. Until watching this video, I didn't know that sloths made cut chirping noises — I just thought they crawled along in silent, stately contempt for a world incapable of slowing its… » 3/04/12 1:00pm 3/04/12 1:00pm

Lady Gaga's Boyfriend is Growing Sick of Her Schtick

When I first read that Lady Gaga's boyfriend Taylor Kinney wanted her to stop acting all weird-like when she was around him it came off as the request of a controlling asshole. Then I thought about it. I mean, who'd really want her bringing some of her pointier costumes into the bedroom? And imagine trying to watch The … » 1/26/12 9:00am 1/26/12 9:00am