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The Kardashian Sisters Were 'Bitches' When They Found Out About Rob and Blac Chyna's Engagement

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kris Jenner’s surprise family trip to Vail; the B-Plot was Rob Kardashian’s thinly veiled attempt to ruin his family from the inside out; and the C-Plot was Kourtney’s constantly growing annoyance with Scott Disick’s existence. #LEGGO

Rob Kardashian's New Home Design Apparently Caused Major Beef Between Kourtney and Faye Resnick

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians we witnessed miracles, learned about interiors, and what it meant to be a friend. Our A-Plot was Rob’s return; the B-Plot Kourtney’s obsession with Interior Design; and our C-Plot was Khloe’s strained relationship with Rob. Now let’s get into it, Dolls. #LEGGO

Against All Better Judgment, Lamar Odom Returned to KUWTK After His Near-Death Overdose

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kanye West’s fashion show; the B-Plot was Khloe’s nerves about Lamar’s first public appearance; and the C-Plot was Scott Disick’s ongoing struggle with sobriety. Join me as we take a look at the inner workings of a madman and the muses he calls…

The New Girl Staff Had to Burn All Evidence of Kardashians Before Prince Filmed His Cameo

We don’t know definitively what Prince thought of the Kardashian family, though we can reasonably piece together a trail pointing to his opinion. There was, of course, the time he kicked Kim off his stage, punctuating his cold boot with the bon mot “Welcome to America.” And now, Zooey Deschanel has revealed that…

I Bet You'll Never Guess Which Kardashian Appears in the Trailer for Season 12 of KUWTK

Seven weeks have passed since the finale of KUWTK’s 11th season, and that could only mean one thing: it’s time to promote Season 12! In the trailer for the next chapter of E!’s biggest mealticket, we get plenty of typical lines from the ladies (“I’m not gonna let my sister get disrespected. It’s just not what our…

This Week In Tabloids: Ben Affleck and Charlize Theron Are Fucking, and Kris Jenner's Nose Is Falling Off

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we receive word that Kris Jenner’s nose is falling off, run to Ace Hardware, buy some spackle, a joint knife, duct tape, Gorilla Glue, and book a first class ticket—expensed to Jezebel—to LAX, where we take an Uber Black all the way to Kris Jenner’s home in Calabasas. “Let me in!” we…

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Thank Joe Francis for Helping to Make Kim Kardashian Famous: Leaking Her Sex Tape Was His Idea

Though her father (Robert Kardashian/David Schwimmer) was a famous attorney, her friends were children of superstars, and her mother was selling magical candles on TV, the Kim Kardashian of the mid-2000s wasn’t catching the break that others in her friend group (Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, specifically) were. She…

This Famous Comedian Is Engaged to Actress Jessica Lowndes, and I Promise You'll Care

In my year and change at Jezebel, I don’t think I’ve written the name of this mystery man in a single installment of Dirt Bag, but, knowing what we know today, that’s probably because the Gossip Gods (show idea) were saving him for something bigger—like being the surprise fiancé of a mostly unknown TV star 31 years…

Cheryl Tiegs Is Still Talking, Compares Being Plus-Sized to Having an Eating Disorder

I’m going to begin this with a little honesty. I had no idea who Cheryl Tiegs, M.D. (Mom, Don’t!) was until yesterday, when she came out of the woodwork to tell the world she thinks Ashley Graham, the plus-sized model on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s 2016 swimsuit issue, is “unhealthy.” While reading her bad…

Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: Sorry, When Are We Supposed to Believe Kim Went Into Labor?

Hello, Dolls! Sunday was the season 11 finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians! Let us rejoice and be glad in Him and Kris that we made it this far. Thank you for your service and standing with me during these trying weeks of recounting, deciphering and bringing to light the lies cast upon us by our favorite family.…