Blac Chyna Attends Khloe Kardashian's Birthday Party, Calls Kris Jenner 'Mama'

Though this week’s episode of KUWTK documented just how furious Rob’s sisters and mother were after learning about his engagement to Blac Chyna, the Kardashians would like you to know things are all good. No, scratch that. They’re astounding.
Did the Kardashians Learn About Rob and Blac Chyna's Pregnancy Before or After Their Engagement?
Dolls! This week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was a doozy. The A-Plot was Rob; the B-Plot was Rob; and the C-Plot was Rob. The tea was hot, having been steeped and over boiled for months. ‘Rob’ was the word of the night, even though he was never seen. Call Rob the Mad Hatter because all he’s serving at…
The Kardashian Sisters Were 'Bitches' When They Found Out About Rob and Blac Chyna's Engagement
On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kris Jenner’s surprise family trip to Vail; the B-Plot was Rob Kardashian’s thinly veiled attempt to ruin his family from the inside out; and the C-Plot was Kourtney’s constantly growing annoyance with Scott Disick’s existence. #LEGGO
Scott Disick Explored Whether He's 'Kardashian Cursed' on KUWTK (For Ratings)
Hello, dolls! We’re back! Last week’s re-cap was put on hold because ya’ girl got called up to put in that work for this country by sitting on Jury Duty. To make sure this never happens again be sure to call your local politician and tell them personally to never call me for that mess ever again. More important work…
Blac Chyna and Rob Are Indeed Getting Their Inevitable Reality Show
The reality show that Kris Jenner started plotting approximately eight seconds after she learned her only son was dating Blac Chyna is coming to your television screens.
Rob Kardashian's New Home Design Apparently Caused Major Beef Between Kourtney and Faye Resnick
On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians we witnessed miracles, learned about interiors, and what it meant to be a friend. Our A-Plot was Rob’s return; the B-Plot Kourtney’s obsession with Interior Design; and our C-Plot was Khloe’s strained relationship with Rob. Now let’s get into it, Dolls. #LEGGO
Against All Better Judgment, Lamar Odom Returned to KUWTK After His Near-Death Overdose
On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kanye West’s fashion show; the B-Plot was Khloe’s nerves about Lamar’s first public appearance; and the C-Plot was Scott Disick’s ongoing struggle with sobriety. Join me as we take a look at the inner workings of a madman and the muses he calls…
The New Girl Staff Had to Burn All Evidence of Kardashians Before Prince Filmed His Cameo
We don’t know definitively what Prince thought of the Kardashian family, though we can reasonably piece together a trail pointing to his opinion. There was, of course, the time he kicked Kim off his stage, punctuating his cold boot with the bon mot “Welcome to America.” And now, Zooey Deschanel has revealed that…
I Bet You'll Never Guess Which Kardashian Appears in the Trailer for Season 12 of KUWTK
Seven weeks have passed since the finale of KUWTK’s 11th season, and that could only mean one thing: it’s time to promote Season 12! In the trailer for the next chapter of E!’s biggest mealticket, we get plenty of typical lines from the ladies (“I’m not gonna let my sister get disrespected. It’s just not what our…
The People and Things the O.J. Simpson Trial Helped Make
During the final few minutes of Tuesday night’s perfect finale of American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson, the audience was shown a series of Where Are They Now-type frames commonly found at the end of shows and movies based on real people and events. We saw side-by-side comparisons of Marcia Clark and Sarah…
This Week In Tabloids: Ben Affleck and Charlize Theron Are Fucking, and Kris Jenner's Nose Is Falling Off
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we receive word that Kris Jenner’s nose is falling off, run to Ace Hardware, buy some spackle, a joint knife, duct tape, Gorilla Glue, and book a first class ticket—expensed to Jezebel—to LAX, where we take an Uber Black all the way to Kris Jenner’s home in Calabasas. “Let me in!” we…
Thank Joe Francis for Helping to Make Kim Kardashian Famous: Leaking Her Sex Tape Was His Idea
Though her father (Robert Kardashian/David Schwimmer) was a famous attorney, her friends were children of superstars, and her mother was selling magical candles on TV, the Kim Kardashian of the mid-2000s wasn’t catching the break that others in her friend group (Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, specifically) were. She…
This Famous Comedian Is Engaged to Actress Jessica Lowndes, and I Promise You'll Care
In my year and change at Jezebel, I don’t think I’ve written the name of this mystery man in a single installment of Dirt Bag, but, knowing what we know today, that’s probably because the Gossip Gods (show idea) were saving him for something bigger—like being the surprise fiancé of a mostly unknown TV star 31 years…
