This Week in Tabloids: A Detailed Analysis of Ke$ha's Plastic Surgery

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your spelunking trip into the dark caves of the celebrity gossip tabloids. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and picks up the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we navigate the stalagmites masquerading as "news." This week: Angie and… » 12/04/13 2:45pm 12/04/13 2:45pm

10 Awfully Awkward Moments From the Kardashian Khristmas Special

The Kardashian/Jenner family's annual Christmas card is barely recognizable, missing some parts, and all fucked up from fame. Just like Michael Jackson's face. (And that, too, was shot by David LaChapelle.) » 12/02/13 7:00pm 12/02/13 7:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian's Weight-Loss Secret Is Surgery

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman assists as we endure the torture of reading celebrity tabloids, checking out the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Jennifer Aniston is sad and lonely again; Angelina Jolie hates Sandra Bullock; and Kim Kardashian is seeing a… » 11/20/13 3:45pm 11/20/13 3:45pm

Ranking How the Kardashian Kids Celebrated Their Mom's Birthday

Tuesday was Kris Jenner's birthday. Happy Birthday Kris Jenner! The Kardashian/Jenner Family matriarch apparently celebrated her birthday not by eating her young in an effort to stay youthful forever, but but consuming cupcakes decorated with her own floating head. She was also showered with love by her offspring, in a … » 11/06/13 2:20pm 11/06/13 2:20pm

This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Wants to Be a Woman

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, we do Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star, so that together, we can read them and weep. This week: Beyoncé is labeled a "diva" for wanting to have peanut butter backstage; Miley Cyrus is… » 10/16/13 3:00pm 10/16/13 3:00pm

Rihanna's Slow Loris Selfie Leads to Arrest of Exotic Animal Sellers

It was really just a matter of time before Rihanna's notorious Instagram account helped police solve an international crime, wasn't it? There's always so much going on in her pictures, from giant spliff-lighting to exotic-animal caressing — eventually, one of those Instagrams was going to reveal, Blow-Up-style, a dead… » 9/22/13 11:30am 9/22/13 11:30am

Radar Online is reporting that Kris Jenner's talk show Kris has been cancelled, despite the Kanye-induced headache she offered up to America last week on a silver platter. A source says that the ratings were "abysmal", which is good news for The Real, another show getting a test run from FOX that will probably get picked … » 8/28/13 4:50pm 8/28/13 4:50pm

Kanye Talks About His Baby Joy, Totally Gets the Circle of Life

In the first promo clip for Kanye West's interview with his girlfriend's mother/the grandmother of his child that's been released where he actually speaks, West rattles on a bit about how his credibility as an artist has been altered because of his relationship with noted philanthropist and activist Kim Kardashian. » 8/22/13 2:21pm 8/22/13 2:21pm