Scott Disick Has Impregnated Kourtney Kardashian for a Third Time

It is official! Scott Disick's sperms have now found purchase within the womb of Kourtney Kardashian thrrrrrice! The couple's third child is due in December, at which point Kourtney's plan will be complete and Scott will never sleep in the bed with her ever again because it will be like an anthill but with babies.… » 6/04/14 8:00pm 6/04/14 8:00pm

Kim and Kanye's Wedding Is Imminent (and All Over Instagram)

Kim and Kanye are getting married at some point this weekend (maybe tonight? maybe tomorrow?) somewhere in Europe (maybe Paris? maybe Florence?) and friends, family and employees are carefully documenting the entire celebration—from a bachelorette dinner last night to a brunch at Valentino's castle today—on… » 5/23/14 1:30pm 5/23/14 1:30pm

Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers

TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had… » 3/01/14 11:30am 3/01/14 11:30am

The Year in Tabloids: Monster Moms, Sad Preggos and Lies, Lies, Lies

With a new baby, a new bikini body, a drug addiction, two paternity scandals, and two divorces, the Kardashians had a great 12 months worth of gossip. But how did they hold up against all of Jennifer Aniston's imaginary pregnancies? Or the royal baby? Who won the tabloids this year? » 12/30/13 1:50pm 12/30/13 1:50pm

Ranking How the Kardashian Kids Celebrated Their Mom's Birthday

Tuesday was Kris Jenner's birthday. Happy Birthday Kris Jenner! The Kardashian/Jenner Family matriarch apparently celebrated her birthday not by eating her young in an effort to stay youthful forever, but but consuming cupcakes decorated with her own floating head. She was also showered with love by her offspring, in… » 11/06/13 2:20pm 11/06/13 2:20pm

Beyoncé Hair Update: The Pixie Is Out and The Bob Is In

Just one week after chopping off all her hair and giving everyone — even straight dudes! Even my dad! — an arrhythmia, Beyoncé's back on the extensions. The Pixie has disappeared in favor of an asymmetrical blond Bobyoncé (with the help of extensions, obviously), which she wore out to dinner in Miami with Jay Z. He… » 8/16/13 9:00am 8/16/13 9:00am

Of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Partying All Night

Bleh. Seven days out of Cliffside, where Lindsay Lohan served her 90 days of court-ordered rehab, she has allegedly been spotted partying with her friend-and-occasional-hookup Max George and sister Ali in Los Angeles. The party went all night, and a "source" (a pigeon? That disgusting oil heir Brandon "Firecrotch"… » 8/09/13 9:00am 8/09/13 9:00am

By the Numbers: The Kardashians Have Collectively Lost 431 Pounds

Everyone's always like, "Why are the Kardashians even famous? What's their talent?" And this whole time the answer has been staring us right in the face in supermarket checkout aisles: they are highly skilled at losing weight—inhumanly so. In less than four years, the three sisters have managed to drop an impressive… » 5/09/13 11:55am 5/09/13 11:55am

While You Were Sleeping Cory Monteith Checked Into Rehab (Again)

Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People: "[Monteith] has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction [...] He graciously asks for your… » 4/01/13 9:00am 4/01/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court

I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an… » 3/18/13 9:00am 3/18/13 9:00am

Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital During Miscarriage Scare

Kim Kardashian was rushed to an L.A. hospital in tears on Tuesday night after she felt something had gone awry with The (Second) Most Important Baby of Our Time, shortly after she got off a plane from Paris. (She was seeing a Givenchy show with Kanye West.) She's fine, fortunately, and was sent home the following day… » 3/07/13 9:00am 3/07/13 9:00am

Kim Kardashian's New More Private Life Includes Nude Mag Covers

A few days ago, Kim Kardashian said that what she got most from her relationship with Kanye West was an appreciation of privacy. The new cover of French fashion mag L'Officiel Hommes features Kimye's idea of what "privacy" is, whose definition clearly got switched to "maybe fucking on a magazine cover" in the Oxford… » 2/26/13 9:00am 2/26/13 9:00am

Beyoncé Goes H.A.M. at Super Bowl, Announces Imminent World Domination

So last night Beyoncé literally blew the lights out at the Super Bowl with a powerhouse performance featuring Destiny's Child (dammit, why "Bootylicious"? If they had done "Survivor" or "Bills Bills Bills," I would have jumped on the coffee table and dumped the nacho dip over my head like a 'roid-riddled athlete… » 2/04/13 9:00am 2/04/13 9:00am

This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's…


This is actually what Gen. Kurtz is referring to when he cries "The horror, the horror!" at the end of Heart Of Darkness: the exploits of the Klardashiarns take a bizarre turn on the upcoming episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami when Kourtney Kardashian dribbles some fresh breast milk onto Kim Kardashian's » 1/26/13 11:30am 1/26/13 11:30am

Girls Fans Throw Shade at Lena Dunham for Liking Taylor Swift

Sincerest feelings-havers Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift have been Internet friends since Red dropped in October, but Dunham just admitted that the denizens of Bushwick who constitute her fanbase have a hard time believing that she scream-sings "You Belong With Me" in the shower like many a red-blooded human being.… » 1/03/13 9:00am 1/03/13 9:00am

The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad

I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a… » 12/18/12 9:00am 12/18/12 9:00am