ALERT AL ROKER ALERT: the cutest fucking kittens you've ever seen are coming for your job. Read… 12/06/13 4:00pm Friday 4:00pm

This is one for the ages, people. Will the tiny kitten tire of chasing the tail first or will the tail finally walk away from swatting the kitten? ONLY TIME (and my unlimited attention span when it comes to cute animal videos) WILL TELL. Discuss… 12/01/13 11:34pm 12/01/13 11:34pm

This is you avoiding your family tomorrow, AM I RIGHT?? (If you = me, then I am definitely right.) (If you = you, then I am probably right.) Discuss… 11/27/13 11:30pm 11/27/13 11:30pm

The production value on this is cheesy as hell but OMG THAT KITTEN. That might be the cutest kitten of them all in the whole wide world. Do not show Maleficent that kitten because she will lose her shit. Discuss… 11/22/13 7:15pm 11/22/13 7:15pm

Depending on how you feel about your mom, but that could very well be true. Point is: Kitten is willing to hang off a bowl just to get a taste of that sweet, sweet nectar. Top that. Read… 11/19/13 11:30pm 11/19/13 11:30pm

I can actually feel my uterus hugging my heart. Read… 11/17/13 11:30pm 11/17/13 11:30pm

This is the life we're all trying to lead, right? Discuss… 11/15/13 5:20pm 11/15/13 5:20pm

Also, where are their regulation Speedos? "WATER FOWL!" said the ref. Who is a chicken. Discuss… 11/14/13 7:00pm 11/14/13 7:00pm

Are zip ties an office supply? My boyfriend says they're more like hardware, but I say plenty of people work in hardware stores and so the JURY SAYS? It stands! Discuss… 11/11/13 11:30pm 11/11/13 11:30pm

These kittens are like supermodels working it on a beautiful Brazilian beach. If that beach were a pink basket. (Which one do you think is Janice Dickinson?) Discuss… 11/08/13 4:45pm 11/08/13 4:45pm

And right! And left! And right! And left! Don't get lazy, kittens! You gotta WORK for that squeezable chubby wubby belly. Discuss… 11/07/13 6:45pm 11/07/13 6:45pm

I wanted to give you guys an all together spooky while still adorable Halloween squee, but this is the best I could do. Enjoy being TERRIFIED TO DEATH BY CUTENESS. (I don't know.)
Discuss… 10/30/13 11:30pm 10/30/13 11:30pm

In honor of National Cat Day, the taxi-hailing app Uber teamed up with I Can Has Cheezburger to offer the cuddliest of promotions — a kitty delivery service. For $20, you could have an SUV pull up to your location bearing gifts of kittens AND cupcakes. While customers only got 15 minutes of playtime with the cats, the … Read… 10/29/13 6:00pm 10/29/13 6:00pm

I don't know whether to eat them or hug them. I AM SO CONFUSED. So deliciously confused. Discuss… 10/20/13 11:30pm 10/20/13 11:30pm

It was never an even match, so don't despair, Corgi. Pretty much nobody and nothing can beat a kitten except maybe a nuclear bomb. MAYBE. Discuss… 10/11/13 5:30pm 10/11/13 5:30pm

If they can just stay disciplined, by the time they're cats, they'll be busting Tori Amos' chops. Discuss… 10/08/13 11:30pm 10/08/13 11:30pm

Thumper was rescued from a Redondo Beach yard, where he'd been abandoned along with nine of his little kitty-cat siblings. Vets were dismayed when they discovered that he had a rare neurological condition and couldn't use his back legs. Hoping to help Thumper keep up with the other kittens, they MADE HIM AN ADORABLE… Read… 10/08/13 2:20pm 10/08/13 2:20pm

This beleaguered cat mama has too many kittens to feed, and all those kittens are acting like total assholes. Maybe we shouldn’t feel too bad for her, though. She chose her choices. I mean, why didn’t she use any contraception, hmm? Does she live in Texas or something? Read… 9/29/13 4:00pm 9/29/13 4:00pm

That kitten is a total Nermal. Read… 9/23/13 5:10pm 9/23/13 5:10pm

This kitten needs to be taken to the wrong side of the toy train tracks and taught how to burglarize with the best of 'em. Read… 9/17/13 6:40pm 9/17/13 6:40pm

This kitten is making the best of a shady situation. (GET IT?) (You might not, it was a pretty terrible joke.) Discuss… 9/13/13 6:30pm 9/13/13 6:30pm

Oh, Maru. You know just what to do. I really like you. And your itty bitty friend, too. Read… 9/04/13 11:30pm 9/04/13 11:30pm

Watch the ears — the ears are everything. Read… 7/23/13 5:45pm 7/23/13 5:45pm

The Toronto Humane Society opened a rooftop garden last month for its resident kittens. The large outdoor space is filled with bunches of catnip and other tasty herbs. Cats awaiting homes get to prance in the dirt and pounce on plants so they'll know just how to fuck up your plants when they move in. Smart. Read… 7/22/13 11:30pm 7/22/13 11:30pm

Cory Kalanick, a Fresno, CA firefighter, was investigating a house fire when he noticed a tiny, lifeless kitten. He sprung to action to rescue the little one, and his helmet cam His helmet cam captured the whole thing. The cat has since been named “Lucky” and is now with the local SPCA. Read… 7/16/13 12:00am 7/16/13 12:00am

I'd really like to see The Royal Tenenbaums remade with these kittens. I'd like to see every movie remade with these kittens. Read… 7/08/13 9:30pm 7/08/13 9:30pm

When it snows, it snows kitten snowflakes from heaven. Read… 7/03/13 6:00pm 7/03/13 6:00pm

You'll get it one day, little one. Hell, it took me over 30 years to figure out how to balance my checkbook — figuring shit out takes time. Of course, your lifespan isn't nearly as long as mine, so you should get on it. Read… 7/02/13 9:30pm 7/02/13 9:30pm