Watch This Saint Bernard Demand Hugs From His Human

Sully the Saint Bernard doesn't appreciate that such human concepts as "making a living" and "working hours" interfere with his quality time with his person. So when his person arrives home, he demands quality time in the form of slobbery hugs (and hugs are not optional when your dog weighs as much as a couch). » 9/19/14 3:45pm 9/19/14 3:45pm

Max the Cattle Dog Befriends Ralphee the Disabled Kitten

This may make me a terrible person, but I'm starting to think I love it when animals become friends more than I like my own friends. My friends are cool any everything, but shit like this is just too adorable for words. » 5/04/14 4:30pm 5/04/14 4:30pm

Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So GD Adorable

The production value on this is cheesy as hell but OMG THAT KITTEN. That might be the cutest kitten of them all in the whole wide world. Do not show Maleficent that kitten because she will lose her shit. » 11/22/13 7:15pm 11/22/13 7:15pm

Kitten Pops Water Balloons, Gradually Comes to Despise Water

The obvious question one should ask after watching this video of a kitten popping two water balloons and then fleeing to someplace that isn't a wet nightmare is: has the insane serial water ballooner who filled this bucket with ammunition been apprehended yet? Because if the answer is "no," then a manhunt needs… » 11/10/13 1:00pm 11/10/13 1:00pm

Maru and Hana Perform Their Famed Fat Cat, Tiny Kitten Routine

We all remember Maru and Hana, don't we? They're a once-great comedy duo of cats (similar to Abbott and Costello, only with more butt-licking) looking to recapture their former glory. Maru's still in his cups most nights, but when he's not, his timing is impeccable. » 10/27/13 9:10pm 10/27/13 9:10pm

Kitten v. Air Verdict Still Undecided, Jury Is Adorably Hung

Here is a flat-faced kitten version of that scene from Fight Club where Edward Norton punches himself in a parking lot. Meanwhile, its owner looks on and laughs at it. I am Flat-Faced Kitten's Burning Humiliation. » 8/10/13 12:30pm 8/10/13 12:30pm

Caturday! Hyper Kitten Won't Let This Cross-Eyed Cat Sleep, Goddammit

Admittedly, there are worse wake-up calls than an adorable Oreo-colored nugget of joy poking you in the face repeatedly. (My alarm is pretty bad, for instance, even though I set it as the "Salute Your Shorts" theme song.) But Old Deuteronomy here is not amused. » 7/27/13 12:00pm 7/27/13 12:00pm

DeAnne Smith’s ‘Nerdy Love Song’ Features a Mischievous Kitten

DeAnne Smith, one of those unreasonably talented people who can both play music AND make jokes, stuffed a bunch of nerdy pickup lines into a song and played it for everyone on YouTube. “Nerdy Love Song” is wonderful, and not just because it contains a masterful sans serif joke — it also features a troublemaking… » 7/13/13 4:00pm 7/13/13 4:00pm

Raise Your Hand If You Want to See a Kitten Eating a Watermelon

Pancake, a flat-faced, croaky-meow kitten, enjoys nibbling on watermelon slices. It helps him cool off during the hot summer months, and, also, it makes him look way more adorable than he would if he were, say, peeing on a stack of old magazines or disemboweling couch cushions. » 5/19/13 1:30pm 5/19/13 1:30pm

This Kitten Looks Like Us After One Too Many White Russians

You know how after a looooong day of school/work/crying/laughing/loving/living, you're all, "Give me all the drinks before I start knocking over EVERYTHING?" This kitten gets it. » 5/14/13 11:45pm 5/14/13 11:45pm