Harlequin Attempts To Patent The Kiss, Makes It Sound Really UnsexySadie Stein2/14/11 4:40pm13EditPromoteGo to permalinkHis lips descend, firm and demanding. You sway towards him bonelessly, feeling the heat course through your body. He lifts his head a fraction to whisper, his voice roughened with passion, "Pay up." Harlequin's patenting the kiss. Literally.