Kirstie Alley Wants You to Literally Follow Some Other Literal Idiot
In today's Tweet Beat, Ellen DeGeneres plays a trick on her audience, Kirstie Alley is literally not kidding, and Danielle Staub has a fake awkward moment.
Jay Z, Macklemore and Lorde Basically Kill It With Grammy Nominations
The Grammy nominations were announced last night via an ancient Illuminati ritual a concert. Jay Z leads the pack with nine nominations, including those for Best Rap Song and Best Rap Album. Kendrick Lamar, Justin Timberlake, Daft Punk, Lorde and Taylor Swift (TAY TAY SHINES, Y'ALL!) also really cleaned up:
Justin Timberlake Finally Learns True Meaning of ‘Take Back The Night’
Incredibly, Justin Timberlake genuinely seemed to have no idea that "Take Back The Night," his latest club single for all of us to get SeXXXy to, shares a name with a massive sexual assault awareness campaign.
Kate Middleton Still Royally Puking in the Hospital
K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe
Wingardium Leviosa!!
hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to…
Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny Lee …
Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You
Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president: "You are…
Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche…
Apparently "the gay community of Hollywood" isn't surprised by the rumors that Joe Simpson has come out to his family after the dissolution of his three-decade marriage, because some 21-year-old punk-ass West Hollywood kid has been going around and "boasting" about dating the 54-year-old former youth pastor for at least…
Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant Again
Blue Ivy is eight months old now, and there is some frantic speculation this morning that Beyoncé is pregnant again thanks to some "baby bump" shots taken at a restaurant in Washington Heights that could just as easily indicate Bey had a great meal; not necessarily that there is not another little BeyJay to look forward…
Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Justin Theroux's Marriage Proposal,…
Jennifer Aniston continues attempting in vain to make everyone feel OK about her
awesome, independent, filthy-rich yet somehow still pretty likeable perma-playtime
sad, unwedded, spurned, childless existence in an interview with GQ Spain: "'A perfect life?' I think that's sort of cliché, isn't it?. Like, if you…
Justin Bieber Surprises Selena Gomez With A Date Night Straight Out Of …
What happens when you're young, in love (with both your girlfriend and Adam Sandler movies), and have tons of connections just sitting around collecting dust? If you're Justin Bieber, you get private access to the Staples center just so you can watch epic tearjerker Titanic with your special lady friend.
Kirstie Alley Is Not Bulimic
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley catches wind of a tabloid story about her weight loss. Plus, Katie Couric learns a new word!
Slimmed-Down Kirstie Alley Is Anti-Plastic Surgery
Kirstie Alley says she's lost 100 pounds. "I feel like I'm back in my element," she adds. "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like." She denies going under the knife: "I haven't had plastic surgery, but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger," she said. "I don't think it makes you look …
Kirstie Alley Just Might Get Her Own Sitcom
The radiant and hilarious Kirstie Alley may actually have a job. ABC is ordering a pilot of The Manaznis, a "family comedy" that's described as a "new take on Roseanne." Kirstie plays a "very opinionated" wife and mother in a family that moves to a repressed country-club town. What does that mean exactly? Class wars?…
Kirstie Alley Calls Out Letterman For Telling Fat Jokes About Her
Kirstie Alley was on David Letterman's show last night, and asked, "Do you love me still?" Dave answered, "Of course I love you. What do you mean do I love you still?" Kirstie produced a piece paper she'd hidden in her décolletage. Upon it were jokes Dave had told, on-air, about Kirstie. And her weight.
Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Negotiate Their Prenup
Did you know that Kim Kardashian is worth a reported $35 million? Apparently, she is!
Check Out Dresses From Coco's New Clothing Line
Today in Tweet Beat, Coco gives a sneak peek of her new clothing line Luscious. Plus, Kirstie Alley accidentally wears a maternity bra.
Kirstie Alley's Crash Quasi-Diet For DWTS
Kirstie Alley took two spills, during a rehearsal segment that was aired on last night's DWTS, and complained about feeling dizzy before admitting to the cameras that she had only consumed 150 calories. Later she told her partner Maks that she was on a 1400 calorie diet, which he told her was "not enough." When asked…
Kirstie Alley Has Two Hours Of Sex A Day
On today's Ellen, Kirstie Alley over-shared a few um, interesting facts about her sex life. Among them, that spends a mere 22 hours a day not having sex.
Cindy Crawford Asks An Important Question For Moms
Today in Tweet Beat, Cindy Crawford needs to know the appropriate behavior when watching Barney. Plus, Lady Gaga releases a still from "Judas" music video.
Olivia Munn Responds To Allegations That She Is A Belligerent Drunk
Today in Tweet Beat, Olivia Munn responds to the story in which she allegedly got wasted, got belligerent, and shouted at a bunch of people, "I'm rich!" Plus, Kirstie Alley meets NKOTB.