Scarlett Johansson Hates the Name 'ScarJo,' Finds It 'Insulting'

Hello, stargazers! Scarlett Johansson would like you to please STOP calling her "ScarJo" because ScarJo is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and Scarlett Johansson is NO FRIEND OF YOURS. In an interview with Glamour, she explained that "there's something insulting about it." » 4/08/14 8:00pm 4/08/14 8:00pm

Kirstie Alley Gained a Bunch of Weight and Is Back with Jenny Craig

Upset about a recent 30-pound weight gain, Kirstie Alley has reprised her role as lady-who-yells-at-you-about-Jenny-Craig—a job she last held seven years ago. Welcome back, Kirstie! It seems like you never left us. (No, really. Does anyone actually feel like they've had a break from Kirstie Alley yelling about how much … » 4/07/14 4:00pm 4/07/14 4:00pm

Jay Z, Macklemore and Lorde Basically Kill It With Grammy Nominations

The Grammy nominations were announced last night via an ancient Illuminati ritual a concert. Jay Z leads the pack with nine nominations, including those for Best Rap Song and Best Rap Album. Kendrick Lamar, Justin Timberlake, Daft Punk, Lorde and Taylor Swift (TAY TAY SHINES, Y'ALL!) also really cleaned up: » 12/07/13 11:45am 12/07/13 11:45am

Kate Middleton Still Royally Puking in the Hospital

K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe Wingardium Leviosa!! hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to… » 12/05/12 9:00am 12/05/12 9:00am

Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny Lee … » 11/08/12 9:00am 11/08/12 9:00am

Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You

Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president: "You are… » 11/06/12 9:00am 11/06/12 9:00am

Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche…

Apparently "the gay community of Hollywood" isn't surprised by the rumors that Joe Simpson has come out to his family after the dissolution of his three-decade marriage, because some 21-year-old punk-ass West Hollywood kid has been going around and "boasting" about dating the 54-year-old former youth pastor for at least… » 10/27/12 11:30am 10/27/12 11:30am

Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Justin Theroux's Marriage Proposal,…

Jennifer Aniston continues attempting in vain to make everyone feel OK about her awesome, independent, filthy-rich yet somehow still pretty likeable perma-playtime sad, unwedded, spurned, childless existence in an interview with GQ Spain: "'A perfect life?' I think that's sort of cliché, isn't it?. Like, if you… » 7/06/12 9:00am 7/06/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber Surprises Selena Gomez With A Date Night Straight Out Of …

What happens when you're young, in love (with both your girlfriend and Adam Sandler movies), and have tons of connections just sitting around collecting dust? If you're Justin Bieber, you get private access to the Staples center just so you can watch epic tearjerker Titanic with your special lady friend. » 9/24/11 11:05am 9/24/11 11:05am

Slimmed-Down Kirstie Alley Is Anti-Plastic Surgery

Kirstie Alley says she's lost 100 pounds. "I feel like I'm back in my element," she adds. "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like." She denies going under the knife: "I haven't had plastic surgery, but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger," she said. "I don't think it makes you look … » 9/15/11 9:00am 9/15/11 9:00am

Kirstie Alley Calls Out Letterman For Telling Fat Jokes About Her

Kirstie Alley was on David Letterman's show last night, and asked, "Do you love me still?" Dave answered, "Of course I love you. What do you mean do I love you still?" Kirstie produced a piece paper she'd hidden in her décolletage. Upon it were jokes Dave had told, on-air, about Kirstie. And her weight. » 7/29/11 11:40am 7/29/11 11:40am

Kirstie Alley's Crash Quasi-Diet For DWTS

Kirstie Alley took two spills, during a rehearsal segment that was aired on last night's DWTS, and complained about feeling dizzy before admitting to the cameras that she had only consumed 150 calories. Later she told her partner Maks that she was on a 1400 calorie diet, which he told her was "not enough." When asked… » 5/10/11 1:40pm 5/10/11 1:40pm