The Grammy nominations were
announced last night via an
ancient Illuminati ritual a concert. Jay Z leads the pack with nine nominations, including those for Best
Rap Song and Best Rap Album. Kendrick Lamar, Justin Timberlake, Daft Punk,
Lorde and Taylor Swift (TAY TAY SHINES, Y'ALL!) also really cleaned up:
Incredibly, Justin Timberlake genuinely seemed to have no idea
K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe Wingardium Leviosa!! hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to know…
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny Lee …
Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president: "You are…
Apparently "the gay community of Hollywood" isn't surprised by the rumors that Joe Simpson has come out to his family after the dissolution of his three-decade marriage, because some 21-year-old punk-ass West Hollywood kid has been going around and "boasting" about dating the 54-year-old former youth pastor for at least…
Blue Ivy is eight months old now, and there is some frantic speculation this morning that Beyoncé is pregnant again thanks to some "baby bump" shots taken at a restaurant in Washington Heights that could just as easily indicate Bey had a great meal; not necessarily that there is not another little BeyJay to look forward…
Jennifer Aniston continues attempting in vain to make everyone feel OK about her awesome, independent, filthy-rich yet somehow still pretty likeable perma-playtime sad, unwedded, spurned, childless existence in an interview with GQ Spain: "'A perfect life?' I think that's sort of cliché, isn't it?. Like, if you want to…
What happens when you're young, in love (with both your girlfriend and Adam Sandler movies), and have tons of connections just sitting around collecting dust? If you're Justin Bieber, you get private access to the Staples center just so you can watch epic tearjerker Titanic with your special lady friend.
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley catches wind of a tabloid story about her weight loss. Plus, Katie Couric learns a new word!
Kirstie Alley says she's lost 100 pounds. "I feel like I'm back in my element," she adds. "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like." She denies going under the knife: "I haven't had plastic surgery, but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger," she said. "I don't think it makes you look …
The radiant and hilarious Kirstie Alley may actually have a job. ABC is ordering a pilot of The Manaznis, a "family comedy" that's described as a "new take on Roseanne." Kirstie plays a "very opinionated" wife and mother in a family that moves to a repressed country-club town. What does that mean exactly? Class wars?…
Kirstie Alley was on David Letterman's show last night, and asked, "Do you love me still?" Dave answered, "Of course I love you. What do you mean do I love you still?" Kirstie produced a piece paper she'd hidden in her décolletage. Upon it were jokes Dave had told, on-air, about Kirstie. And her weight.
Did you know that Kim Kardashian is worth a reported $35 million? Apparently, she is!
Today in Tweet Beat, Coco gives a sneak peek of her new clothing line Luscious. Plus, Kirstie Alley accidentally wears a maternity bra.
Kirstie Alley took two spills, during a rehearsal segment that was aired on last night's DWTS, and complained about feeling dizzy before admitting to the cameras that she had only consumed 150 calories. Later she told her partner Maks that she was on a 1400 calorie diet, which he told her was "not enough." When asked…
Today in Tweet Beat, Cindy Crawford needs to know the appropriate behavior when watching Barney. Plus, Lady Gaga releases a still from "Judas" music video.
Today in Tweet Beat, Olivia Munn responds to the story in which she allegedly got wasted, got belligerent, and shouted at a bunch of people, "I'm rich!" Plus, Kirstie Alley meets NKOTB.
On today's edition of Good Morning America, Kirstie Alley said she's "done with reality TV" and out of the "deep funk" she was in for a long time. Then she mentioned her desire to "conquer" her bad boy dance partner who, she might add, she feels is "strong enough to handle me." After watching these two interact in ways that …
She had a strong start this season, but the past few dances have been rough for Kirstie Alley on DWTS. Last week, she and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy took a spill, and then on last night's episode, during a waltz, Kirstie lost one of her shoes, having to take a moment to get it back on. Their resulting scores have…
Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki officially announces that she and JWoww will star in a show about their friendship. Also, today in Thong Thursday.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we waltz through the pages of In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star in search of gossip. This week, Reese Witherspoon's wedding had Sacha Baron Cohen and a rockabilly band; Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall is being a mean girl to Kate Middleton; and there are a lot of…
After 25 years of everything from exaggerated speech patterns to under-the-seat prize winnings, the end of Oprah Winfrey's phenomenally successful show is nigh. Oprah's production company revealed that the show, which originally premiered in 1986 and currently airs in 145 countries worldwide, will air its final episode …
Earlier this week on Lopez Tonight, George Lopez mocked Kirstie Alley's performance on Dancing With the Stars, saying, "She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away. Before the show, she went to the market, and then she had roast beef and this is her going all the way home!" Then he cut to the squealing pig in the…
Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart is embarrassed about pocket Tweeting. Plus, Kirstie Alley wants Rachel Zoe to style her. (Rachel has yet to reply.)
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley doesn't have a sense of humor when it comes to John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Plus, some celebs are offering to take Regis' job.
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley has lost 50 lbs., Terry Richardson posts a photo of himself at therapy, and Steve Martin is getting the hang of Twitter.
