Jim Carrey's Twitter Rant Exposes Marketing Campaign for Anti-Vax Film

Jim Carrey had himself a good solid multi-part Twitter meltdown on Wednesday, ranting about vaccines containing harmful levels of thimerosal, an organic compound that contains mercury. (They don’t.) Carrey got his non-facts from a documentary called Trace Amounts, which, as the Hollywood Reporter points out, has been… »7/02/15 11:10am7/02/15 11:10am


Christie Ally, Not Kirstie Alley, to Plead Guilty in Bridgegate Scandal

This morning I was excited to find that the star of Veronica’s Closet, Kirstie Alley, was back in the news. “Well, at least people are thinking of her,” I thought, as I read my feed, bleary-eyed before my first can of diet coke. I had no idea why Alley was pleading guilty in something called “Bridgegate,” but I was… »5/01/15 1:20pm5/01/15 1:20pm

Kirstie Alley Gained a Bunch of Weight and Is Back with Jenny Craig

Upset about a recent 30-pound weight gain, Kirstie Alley has reprised her role as lady-who-yells-at-you-about-Jenny-Craig—a job she last held seven years ago. Welcome back, Kirstie! It seems like you never left us. (No, really. Does anyone actually feel like they've had a break from Kirstie Alley yelling about how… »4/07/14 4:00pm4/07/14 4:00pm

Jay Z, Macklemore and Lorde Basically Kill It With Grammy Nominations

The Grammy nominations were announced last night via an ancient Illuminati ritual a concert. Jay Z leads the pack with nine nominations, including those for Best Rap Song and Best Rap Album. Kendrick Lamar, Justin Timberlake, Daft Punk, Lorde and Taylor Swift (TAY TAY SHINES, Y'ALL!) also really cleaned up: »12/07/13 11:45am12/07/13 11:45am

Kate Middleton Still Royally Puking in the Hospital

K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe Wingardium Leviosa!! hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to know… »12/05/12 9:00am12/05/12 9:00am

Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny… »11/08/12 9:00am11/08/12 9:00am

Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You

Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president:… »11/06/12 9:00am11/06/12 9:00am

Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche Nugget

Apparently "the gay community of Hollywood" isn't surprised by the rumors that Joe Simpson has come out to his family after the dissolution of his three-decade marriage, because some 21-year-old punk-ass West Hollywood kid has been going around and "boasting" about dating the 54-year-old former youth pastor for at… »10/27/12 11:30am10/27/12 11:30am

Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Justin Theroux's Marriage Proposal, Everyone Stupidly Still Asks Her How It Feels To Be An Old Fishwife Crone

Jennifer Aniston continues attempting in vain to make everyone feel OK about her awesome, independent, filthy-rich yet somehow still pretty likeable perma-playtime sad, unwedded, spurned, childless existence in an interview with GQ Spain: "'A perfect life?' I think that's sort of cliché, isn't it?. Like, if you want… »7/06/12 9:00am7/06/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber Surprises Selena Gomez With A Date Night Straight Out Of A Romantic Comedy

What happens when you're young, in love (with both your girlfriend and Adam Sandler movies), and have tons of connections just sitting around collecting dust? If you're Justin Bieber, you get private access to the Staples center just so you can watch epic tearjerker Titanic with your special lady friend. »9/24/11 11:05am9/24/11 11:05am