Now You Can Listen to Lindsay Lohan's Hysterical Phone Call About Her…

This has been one fucked up day for the Lohan clan. Like, I can't really even follow what's been going on. But as far as I can tell, Lindsay and Dina partied all night and eventually got into an argument about an errant $40k that Lindsay had loaned her mom. Then they clawed at each other's faces for a while until… » 10/10/12 9:00pm 10/10/12 9:00pm

Kirk Cameron Opens His Mouth Just Wide Enough to Accommodate His…

Zombie child actor Kirk Cameron refuses to stay in the cool, dark earth of his television career, and so has reached a necrotic limb into the media once again to talk about...himself. Specifically, Cameron would like everyone to know that all the bigoted stuff he said about gay people to Piers Morgan was taken out of… » 9/10/12 10:20am 9/10/12 10:20am

In the Name of Jesus: Kirk Cameron's History of Being Awful

Perhaps you've heard the news that '80s sitcom star turned Evangelical soldier Kirk Cameron recently came to the defense of Todd Akin after the congressman made incendiary, and frankly nonsensical, statements regarding vaginal capabilities, conception, and "legitimate rape" as some kind of argument against a woman's… » 8/22/12 2:30pm 8/22/12 2:30pm

Kirk Cameron, World's Least Relevant Man, Leaps to the Defense of Todd…

Oh goddamnit, America, WHY do you keep asking Kirk Cameron questions? The man literally believes that during his lifetime he and all his best fwiends are going to be whisked up to a magical slumber party in the sky, while the rest of us are stuck down here on earth fighting an undying army of frog-dragons. BECAUSE OF… » 8/21/12 8:45pm 8/21/12 8:45pm

Katy Perry and ‘Ginger Ninja' Prince Harry Plan Romp on Palace Grounds

English tabloid editors have tipped their bowler hats at their US counterparts by printing some of the best erotic fan fiction we've seen for some time – a breathless blow-by-blow account of Prince Harry's plan to woo Katy Perry by pushing to have her play at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. "Harry has a double reason for… » 3/06/12 9:00am 3/06/12 9:00am

Kirk Cameron Will Totally Tell His Kids that Gay Marriage Is a Sin

Here's a trivia trick question that will throw future film and TV buffs for a loop: Growing Pains is a) the name of a popular 80s sitcom about an affluent family in Huntington, New York, or b) the documentary that actor/Old Testament fanboy Kirk Cameron's gay children make about growing up under relentless pressure… » 3/04/12 2:00pm 3/04/12 2:00pm

When Celebrity Ideologues Break Your Heart

No matter what your feelings were about Scott Baio before last week, the revelation that he and his wife are nasty right-leaning name callers who look down on "lesbian shitasses" was a bit of a heartbreak for 80s nostalgia. » 4/26/10 5:00pm 4/26/10 5:00pm

Ssssnake!

So, this Romanian woman's point-by-point takedown of Kirk Cameron's ludicrous The-Origin-of-Species-clever-undermining-scheme is on-target and everything. But, seriously, I'm kind of with Richard Dawkins on this one: don't bother debating Creationists. No one comes out looking good. [YouTube via MediaBistro] » 9/22/09 3:30pm 9/22/09 3:30pm

Mary J. Blige Expresses Oprah Aphorisms On Growing Pains

It's been six years since reigning hip-hop diva Mary J. Blige put a moratorium on drama and critics are now wondering if Mary's placid new life makes her new album Growing Pains, well, kinda painful. Mary's no-drama mantra works for her: most reviewers are finding that while her Pains (out tomorrow) might be mundane,… » 12/17/07 3:20pm 12/17/07 3:20pm