How Are You Going to Wash the Taste of This Week Out of Your Mouth?
This week, for all intents and purposes, was shit. But now it's the weekend. Let's talk about that, instead.
'Dear Huey': The Best Tales of Celebrity Snail Mail
Last week I was looking through my friend/coworker Joy's Facebook photos and came across a signed photo she had from Joan Rivers. At work the next day, I asked her about it and we got into a half-hour conversation about celebrities we'd written to as kids. It became quickly clear that Joy's collection of celebrity…
Best Man Catches Bride Cheating, But We're Sure You've Seen Worse
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Have you seen this video of a best man catching a bride in flagrante delicto (that means sexxxing) with a bartender? Well, it's got us thinking about what other offenses you or someone else has seen, heard or caught on tape. Tell us everything! Spare no one! (Please use pseudonyms.)
Don't Have a Halloween Costume? We're Here to Help
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I love Halloween, I am committed to being good at it and I would like to see the rest of America do as I do. (Recent costumes–all homemade–include Tilikum the killer whale, Rainbow Fish and a flamingo. Yes, I do see that there is a theme there but I promise it was accidental and I am spicing things up this year.)
R.L. Stine Is Here and Ready to Take Your Questions!
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Did a chill just run down your spine? That's probably because R.L. Stine has arrived at Jezebel to take your questions.
11 More of the Scariest Stories We've Ever Heard
Happy Halloween, people who aren't going to sleep tonight!
Attention, class! R.L. Stine, sponsor of your childhood nightmares, will be visiting today for a Q&A with Jezebel readers! The chat starts at 1 pm ET, so scheme on some questions. If you don't have time to reread the entire Goosebumps/Fear Street canon, refresh your memory with our Cheerleaders: The First Evil …
10 of the Scariest Stories We've Ever Heard
Don't even bother tightening your belts; you're about to get your pants scared off. Last week, we asked you to tell us your spookiest, freakiest, goosebump-iest stories. And, holy sleepless night with the lights on — you did not disappoint.
Taylor Swift Replaces a Rabid Rat as NYC's New Welcome Ambassador
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Courtesy the song "Welcome To New York," Taylor Swift has been named "NYC's Global Welcome Ambassador for Tourism," making one wonder if the song was just a super-genius Bloombergian scheme hatched by Swift and the tourism board to promote 1989 and also all those fugnacious condos they keep letting people build.
It's Time For Our Annual Spooky Stories Contest
As the grass grows deader and an otherworldly chill fills the air, thoughts turn to the march of darkness into waning summer days, and the unknowable, and sometimes horrifying secrets that it holds. It's here. It's finally here. It's our annual Spooky Stories contest.
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Your Most Bonkers Breakup Story
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Breakups are responsible for some of the world's best pop songs and worst poetry. And most memorable stories.
Your Least Favorite Children's Book
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Since it's become acceptable for intelligent grown-ups to read and engage in young adult fiction, it was only a matter of time before we could start getting into children's books, as well. Both Slate's Troy Patterson and Jezebel's founding editor Anna Holmes have recently revisited books from their childhoods,…
What Stupidly Specific Kitchen Gadget Can't You Live Without?
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Flipped through the William Sonoma catalog lately? It's basically a glossy, overproduced database of hilariously specific kitchen gadgets. Pans just for frittatas, garlic presses out the wazoo, ice-cream makers, this fucking handheld strawberry slicer. Then again, one person's dust-covered mistake is another's prized…
The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done to Get Laid
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Love (or lust, or bored vague horniness) makes people do crazy things. That's because love is biology trying to chemically catfish us into having kids, and your chemicals are not fucking around.
Anne Helen Petersen Is Here to Talk Scandals of Classic Hollywood!
Gather round, star watchers, and ready all your questions about celebrity, Golden Age Hollywood and Rudolph Valentino's taste in interior design because Scandals of Classic Hollywood scribe Anne Helen Petersen is here to answer them.
The Worst Wedding Ever
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Wedding season twenty fourteen is winding down, and with colder temperatures comes time for reflection. And rueful laughter.
Your Childbirth Horror Stories
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Life is beautiful. The process by which life comes into the world is generally not.
Who's Buying Music, Is It You?
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It’s no secret that few people actually go to a record store and buy CDs anymore, but someone is still buying music. Young people, old people, men, women … who is financially supporting the artists that we are forced to endure during all of these award shows?