Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we flirt and banter with gossip rags In Touch, Us, Life & Style, Ok! and Star. This week, Kim and Kris's marriage is ending; Demi has kicked Ashton out of the house; Christina Aguilera is "awash in vodka"; and Shiloh jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale are in love.
So much drama today in Midweek Madness! There might be four SATC flicks; Heidi Montag's a prisoner in her own home; Lindsay Lohan's telling her little sister to get a nose job and implants, James Franco's student film features penises.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I read In Touch, Star, Us, Ok! and Life & Style, searching for "news." This week we found surreal, comedic entertainment: Forensic illustrations of the Jolie-Pitt kids in the year 2020!