Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we flirt and banter with gossip rags In Touch, Us, Life & Style, Ok! and Star. This week, Kim and Kris's marriage is ending; Demi has kicked Ashton out of the house; Christina Aguilera is "awash in vodka"; and Shiloh jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale are in love.
- Newly ginger Khloe Kardashian has, as they say, a bun in the oven.
- Though most of us have finally moved past the Taylor Swift incident, her true fans will never forget! While Kanye West's performance at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade seemed unremarkable on NBC's broadcast, video has surfaced of the crowd attacking Kanye.
So much drama today in Midweek Madness! There might be four SATC flicks; Heidi Montag's a prisoner in her own home; Lindsay Lohan's telling her little sister to get a nose job and implants, James Franco's student film features penises.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I read In Touch, Star, Us, Ok! and Life & Style, searching for "news." This week we found surreal, comedic entertainment: Forensic illustrations of the Jolie-Pitt kids in the year 2020!