Hi, Haters: The Kim and Kanye Vogue Cover Is Selling Great, Actually

Despite the rending of garments and wild howls of outrage from Twitter, the April issue of Vogue, starring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, isn't merely doing OK. It's reportedly selling marvelously and will likely beat Michelle Obama's cover. Sorry, Sarah Michelle Gellar. » 4/09/14 6:30pm 4/09/14 6:30pm

Vogue Beat Out Harper's Bazaar and Vanity Fair For the Kimye Cover

Apologies to anyone who has been moaning along with the "Vogue is dead" dirge, but it looks as though Kimye's appearance on the cover of the fashion magazine is not the portent of end times, after all. As a matter of fact, it was a major get — according to a source, both Harper's Bazaar and Vanity Fair wanted the… » 3/27/14 5:00pm 3/27/14 5:00pm

Kimye Vogue Profile Contains the Best Prose Ever Committed to Paper

The Kimye Vogue cover we, as a nation, always deserved is finally upon us. In this week following its arrival we're getting treated to a bevy of beauteous gems: several media studies theses have already starting writing themselves because of this photo of Kanye taking a photo of Kim taking a photo of herself in a… » 3/24/14 4:10pm 3/24/14 4:10pm

Watch the Full Version of Kim and Kanye's Krazy Engagement

Back in October, Kanye West put on an elaborate production of his proposal to Kim Kardashian in a baseball stadium—replete with pyrotechnics, a Jumbotron, and a 90-piece orchestra—with the exclusive film rights going to E! for Kim's reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Here is how it all went down. » 2/17/14 4:15pm 2/17/14 4:15pm

This Week in Tabloids: A Detailed Analysis of Ke$ha's Plastic Surgery

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your spelunking trip into the dark caves of the celebrity gossip tabloids. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and picks up the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we navigate the stalagmites masquerading as "news." This week: Angie and… » 12/04/13 2:45pm 12/04/13 2:45pm

Waking Up with Kimye Is the Most Sobering Fake Morning Show Around

If only because, to announce each new segment, the show makes judicious use of a man-screaming-for-his-life sound effect. Also, co-host Kanye West's delusion that his fiancé is "the Michael Jordan of wearing clothes" is so shrill and insistent that the whole ante meridian escapade will force you to reevaluate your life… » 11/17/13 12:00pm 11/17/13 12:00pm

Today in Do Not Want: Pix of Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar

While the last bastion between us and Justin Bieber's ass has been little more than thin cotton boxers for awhile now, it's all over. I have seen Culo del Beebo, and so will you. These photos were taken at Thanksgiving at his grandma's house in Toronto, where he serenaded her, naked, with an acoustic guitar. Because… » 8/12/13 9:00am 8/12/13 9:00am

Photos Show Nigella Lawson's Husband Apparently Choking Her in Public

On Sunday morning, The Mirror roused its unwitting, sleepy-eyed readers with pictures that apparently show British chef Nigella Lawson being physically abused by her husband, art magnate Charles Saatchi, while sitting outside a London restaurant. » 6/16/13 11:30am 6/16/13 11:30am