Guess How Much it Costs Kim Kardashian to Wear Kim Kardashian's Face

Kim Kardashian catalogued her makeup routine for Into the Gloss. This list doesn't feature any products infused with oil from the skin of a pregnant elephant, but there is a $455 Guerlain moisturizer with "a texture that is rich yet generous, melting and impalpable." Here's how much all of it cost. » 2/24/15 2:00pm Tuesday 2:00pm

Kanye Is Adamant that Amber Rose Is Definitely a Bigger Whore than Kim

If you thought Kanye West would be content to sit out the Amber Rose/Kardashian war of 2015 (so far only slightly less bloody than 2014's Kardashian ass wars), think again. This morning on The Breakfast Club, 'Ye hit back at his ex girlfriend, saying, "If Kim had dated me when I first wanted to be with her, there… » 2/20/15 10:10am 2/20/15 10:10am

Kim 'Honestly Doesn't Care' About Bruce Jenner's Transition Interview

According to Radar, Kim Kardashian "broke the family's code of silence" by discussing Bruce Jenner's possible transition in a recent interview. Supposedly, the rest of the Jenner-Kardashian clan is furious with Kim as a result—but it's hard to say whether it's because she broke the news over Bruce's purported… » 2/03/15 9:15pm 2/03/15 9:15pm

Cara Delevingne Holds Kendall Jenner Like a Baby, Nuzzles Her Boob

Here's Kendall Jenner being held in the cozy embrace of Cara Delevingne on the cover of the U.K.'s Love magazine. How old is Kendall? Is Kendall Cara's little baby? Why does Cara look so intense? And Kendall looks so blank? Why is Cara giving us the "No! You can't have her!" stare? Is Kendall sad? » 2/03/15 1:30pm 2/03/15 1:30pm

Here's Why Donald Glover, Hero Artist, Is My New Crush

Donald Glover might just be my new intellectual crush, guys. And not just because he was a writer on 30 Rock, is a Grammy nominated artist and has a new FX show called Atlanta on the way but rather he's just blowing up the idea of What It Means To Be Black while wearing a second-hand Hawaiian shirt. » 1/20/15 4:15pm 1/20/15 4:15pm

Kim Kardashian, Saint, Gives to the Needy With Kim Kardashian Selfies

Kim Kadashian, artiste*, has revealed the cover of her newest photo book Selfie, a collection of her selfies because you really need it in your life. Because there are not enough Kim Kardashian photos to go around for free online. Because what is life if it's not for sale? This book is Kanye's fault. » 1/20/15 2:00pm 1/20/15 2:00pm

Shade Court: Lupita, a Confused People Magazine, and Grumpy Huckabee

This was a truly exceptional week in erroneous shade usage. My list of cases was long, but as Chief Justice of Shade, it was my duty to select only the most egregious cases. The docket was so full that I couldn't even cloud Andy Cohen's sad-sack usage of shade. He, of all people, truly should know better. » 1/16/15 3:45pm 1/16/15 3:45pm

Charlie Sheen Calls Kim Kardashian's Ass "Giggly," Among Other Insults

America's favorite cokehead, Charlie Sheen, took to the Twitters to lambast Kim Kardashian for allegedly turning down a 6-year old's autograph request, calling her ass a "giggly bag of funk" (that she "dare call an ass"!) and telling her to "go f yourself" before taking a quick swipe at Kanye West, signing off as "c",… » 1/11/15 7:00pm 1/11/15 7:00pm