Here's Why Donald Glover, Hero Artist, Is My New Crush

Donald Glover might just be my new intellectual crush, guys. And not just because he was a writer on 30 Rock, is a Grammy nominated artist and has a new FX show called Atlanta on the way but rather he's just blowing up the idea of What It Means To Be Black while wearing a second-hand Hawaiian shirt. » 1/20/15 4:15pm 1/20/15 4:15pm

Kim Kardashian, Saint, Gives to the Needy With Kim Kardashian Selfies

Kim Kadashian, artiste*, has revealed the cover of her newest photo book Selfie, a collection of her selfies because you really need it in your life. Because there are not enough Kim Kardashian photos to go around for free online. Because what is life if it's not for sale? This book is Kanye's fault. » 1/20/15 2:00pm 1/20/15 2:00pm

Shade Court: Lupita, a Confused People Magazine, and Grumpy Huckabee

This was a truly exceptional week in erroneous shade usage. My list of cases was long, but as Chief Justice of Shade, it was my duty to select only the most egregious cases. The docket was so full that I couldn't even cloud Andy Cohen's sad-sack usage of shade. He, of all people, truly should know better. » 1/16/15 3:45pm 1/16/15 3:45pm

Charlie Sheen Calls Kim Kardashian's Ass "Giggly," Among Other Insults

America's favorite cokehead, Charlie Sheen, took to the Twitters to lambast Kim Kardashian for allegedly turning down a 6-year old's autograph request, calling her ass a "giggly bag of funk" (that she "dare call an ass"!) and telling her to "go f yourself" before taking a quick swipe at Kanye West, signing off as "c",… » 1/11/15 7:00pm 1/11/15 7:00pm

Kim Kardashian Gets Another Vogue Cover 

Omnipresent Kim Kardashian has found herself on the yet another Vogue cover. She shared the February cover of Australian Vogue on her Instagram earlier today. Behold the best incarnation of Kim: "natural" Kim, who rises from the oceans around her. Kim of the ocean, Kim of the sea. Salty Kim. Her hair blows in the… » 1/10/15 7:00pm 1/10/15 7:00pm

Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian Are Officially Sworn Enemies

Can you believe this? Kim Kardashian, daughter of Kris and wife of Kanye, has just done the unthinkable: She skipped her mom's annual Christmas Eve party because the two had a fight online about Kris's outdated look and "omish" — that's Amish for the rest of us — clothes. And Kris published it. » 12/25/14 2:00pm 12/25/14 2:00pm