Did Ben Savage Get a Nose Job to Make His Nose Long and Pointy!?

As we gird our collective loins for the television event of the century—the premiere of Girl Meets World, OBVIOUSLEH—it's important to tackle the tough questions. Questions like, "Will there be Shawn?" and "Will there be Eric?" and "Will there be Feeny?" and "Wait, DID BEN SAVAGE GET A MOTHERFUCKING NOSE JOB!?!?!" The last Q… » 4/10/14 8:00pm 4/10/14 8:00pm

Hi, Haters: The Kim and Kanye Vogue Cover Is Selling Great, Actually

Despite the rending of garments and wild howls of outrage from Twitter, the April issue of Vogue, starring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, isn't merely doing OK. It's reportedly selling marvelously and will likely beat Michelle Obama's cover. Sorry, Sarah Michelle Gellar. » 4/09/14 6:30pm 4/09/14 6:30pm

Every Celebrity in LA Tweeted About the Earthquake

A 5.1 earthquake rocked the city of Los Angeles yesterday evening and celebrities from Ariana Grande to Amber Riley to Steve Martin took to their Twitters to document the event, reminding us that there are very few variations in response to an earthquake, but that no matter what Chord Overstreet (miss you on Glee!)… » 3/29/14 11:41am 3/29/14 11:41am

Vogue Beat Out Harper's Bazaar and Vanity Fair For the Kimye Cover

Apologies to anyone who has been moaning along with the "Vogue is dead" dirge, but it looks as though Kimye's appearance on the cover of the fashion magazine is not the portent of end times, after all. As a matter of fact, it was a major get — according to a source, both Harper's Bazaar and Vanity Fair wanted the… » 3/27/14 5:00pm 3/27/14 5:00pm

Kimye Vogue Profile Contains the Best Prose Ever Committed to Paper

The Kimye Vogue cover we, as a nation, always deserved is finally upon us. In this week following its arrival we're getting treated to a bevy of beauteous gems: several media studies theses have already starting writing themselves because of this photo of Kanye taking a photo of Kim taking a photo of herself in a… » 3/24/14 4:10pm 3/24/14 4:10pm

In Defense of Kim Kardashian (And Her Vogue Cover)

I really didn't want to have to write this. In fact, I've started and deleted an equivalent post at least three separate times in the past, most recently when Kim was accosted by a man in blackface as a guest at a Viennese ball and the internet masses decreed that she deserved to be mistreated for being a paid escort.… » 3/22/14 2:27pm 3/22/14 2:27pm

Selena Gomez Got All Artsy (And Naked) On Her Instagram

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Selena Gomez posted a very artistic and ambiguous photo of herself being sacrificed to a curtain monster frolicking in the sun on her Instagram yesterday and the internet erupted in idle speculation about what it could all mean. Is Selena finally taking control of her career and shedding her good-girl image? Is she… » 3/22/14 11:30am 3/22/14 11:30am

Let's Just Stop With the Contouring Already

Sure, love is a battlefield, but makeup isn't supposed to look like war paint. Still, women are drawing stripes all over their faces and taking liberties with bronzer in an attempt to create some kind of illusion—but they simply can't escape the cold hard reality that they look like fucking idiots. » 3/19/14 7:10pm 3/19/14 7:10pm

Hey, Where Did All the Women MCs Go?

It feels as if someone started a rumor that 2014 might present a female resurgence in hip-hop. As a person with a vagina, I’d be thrilled if that happened — but I doubt the “Ladies Night” reprise is going down anytime soon. There are many reasons why women — with the exception of Nicki Minaj — are notably absent from… » 3/05/14 5:10pm 3/05/14 5:10pm