Taylor Swift Spends the Night with Brit-Pop Gingersnap Ed Sheeran

It's possible that your fevered collective fan dreams have come true—Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran might be tenderly and respectfully fornicating. Apparently Sheeran was in T-Swizzle's hotel room before the Brit Awards until 4 AM, when Sheeran finally left looking "very pleased with himself" (according to some creep… » 3/01/13 9:00am 3/01/13 9:00am

No One's Going to Pay Your Medical Bills When Your Scammy Butt-Shoes…

Yesterday, a judge tentatively approved a $40 million settlement in a class action lawsuit against Skechers, the company responsible for Shape-Ups, the shoe responsible for shattering both dreams of perky asses and literal leg bones. But if people injured wearing the shoes were hoping that the shoe company would… » 8/14/12 6:00pm 8/14/12 6:00pm

Siri Goes Rogue, Tells A 12-Year-Old Boy To 'Shut The Fuck Up'


British tween Charlie Le Quesne and his mom were shopping at a store in England when he picked up an iPhone 4S on display and innocently asked Siri, "How many people are there in the world?" The 12-year-old, expecting the phone's automated assistant to give him a number, got a real shock when instead Siri answered,… » 1/01/12 3:45pm 1/01/12 3:45pm

Kim Kardashian Is Making A Mint From Her Own Porn

She hawks everything from cheap perfume to public toilets, but another classy revenue earner for the Kim Kardashian empire is her sex tape — you know, the thing responsible for kick-starting her perplexing career. While we knew she decided to settle for a cut of the profits in lieu of blocking sales, Vivid Video… » 10/21/11 9:00am 10/21/11 9:00am

Kim Kardashian Not Mystery Buyer of Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian's sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. There's been speculation that the party interested in paying the porn company the tape's $30 million asking price is actually Kim and giant husband Kris themselves, but those rumors were debunked… » 9/11/11 11:00am 9/11/11 11:00am