I Cannot Stop Watching This Adorably Plump Beaver Wave to a Kid at the…

Whatever your opinions on zoos may be ("They're animal prisons!" "They're idyllic animal gardens!"), your opinion on beavers will be forever changed after watching this video. Beavers, contrary to Golden Age Nickelodeon cartoons, are not angry, nor are they vaginas — beavers are industrious woodland creatures that,… » 12/12/12 9:45pm 12/12/12 9:45pm

Is Halloween the Best Holiday? The Answer is Yes.

One of my favorite Halloween memories is the year I decided I didn't want to be a Disney princess, fairy, or ballerina. I wanted to be a rabbit in a hat. Specifically, a giant rabbit popping out of a giant hat. I don't know why, I have a suspicion it could've been because of the Care Bear movie, but I'm not sure.… » 10/26/12 4:00pm 10/26/12 4:00pm

Moms and Dads Are Both Equally Capable of Ruining Their Children's Lives

Have you been longing for scientific confirmation of what every adult has figured out in therapy or learned from watching TV? Well, you're in luck. It's now been proven that our parents can fuck us up like almost nothing else can. And it's not just our mothers who mess us up. It turns out our dads are equally… » 6/13/12 2:40pm 6/13/12 2:40pm

If Your Kid Is Fat, You Might Not Even Know It

When it comes to evaluating their children, parents aren't known for objectivity. After all, everyone usually thinks their kids are above average in every way, even though that is statistically impossible. But it turns out, strangely, that many parents are not very good at telling when their kids are above average in… » 5/08/12 11:30am 5/08/12 11:30am

Good News: Having Kids Might Not Make You Miserable After All

Recent research on the topic of parental happiness hasn't really painted having children in the best light. In fact, it's found that those who choose to have tiny versions of themselves that demand 24/7 care and attention turn out to be more miserable and have unhappier marriages than those who choose not to… » 5/06/12 8:55pm 5/06/12 8:55pm

Adorable Kid Is So Tired He Falls Asleep While Skiing

Dude, skiing can be tiring, so you can't really blame little Bode (Gee, think his parents want him to be a skier much?) for falling asleep on the job. In fact, this kid is a genius. I have been trying to figure out a way to sleep standing up for the longest time—and now I've finally realized all you need to do is… » 3/25/12 11:55pm 3/25/12 11:55pm

Dad Is World’s Worst Ski Instructor


Hey, dude, your kid is flying out of control down the hill. Maybe you should stop screaming, "PIZZA! PIZZA! Do a Pizza!" at him and, you know, actually explain what a "pizza" is. Or, better yet, put the camera away, and ski over to help him. Just a totally chill thought for you, man. Also, after he has wiped out and… » 3/04/12 11:00pm 3/04/12 11:00pm