In today's Tweet Beat, Jennifer Lopez is tight with the First Lady of the United States, Khloe Kardashian is the only one and everyone sends out congratulations about Emmy nominations to their nearest and dearest.
Sock magnate Rob Kardashian has apparently cut off all contact with sisters Kim and Khloe in the weeks since he bailed on Kim's Florentine nuptials. According to a source, he is "not in a good place." (Is that place "not wanting to be told that he's destroying the family with his butt circumference"? Because I think…
Baby North West turned one yesterday, and Kimye decided to celebrate in an intimate gathering. LOLOLOL NO.
How could you resist this Kardashian Kollection advertisement?
Kim and Kanye are getting married at some point this weekend (maybe tonight? maybe tomorrow?) somewhere in Europe (maybe Paris? maybe Florence?) and friends, family and employees are carefully documenting the entire celebration—from a bachelorette dinner last night to a brunch at Valentino's castle today—on Instagram.…
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman makes a pilgrimage to the local newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Together we "read" the "news" so you don't "have" to. This week: Nicole Richie is "scary skinny;" everyone hates The Bachelor; and new fashion it…
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Retirement has not agreed with Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf, who announced his exit from the world of arts and culture only two weeks ago due to completely valid and well-grounded criticism of his plagiarism and general skulduggery what he perceived to be vicious attacks on his artistic integrity. LaBeouf will soon…
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In today's Tweet Beat, John Mayer is back with a vengeance, Khloe Kardashian and Evan Rachel Wood are listening to TLC (but not together), and Judy Gold and Jay Baruchel have gas (but not together).
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Amanda Bynes spent a week at a fitness camp, where she paid several thousand dollars to lose five pounds. E! reports that Bynes was dropped off at camp by her parents and used the week there to give herself "a lifestyle makeover." It may be easy to snark on the fact that the article focuses mostly Bynes' quest to lose…
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman ventures out to the newsstand and picks up the latest issues of Ok, In Touch, Star, Life & Style and Us, so that together we may inhale the aromatic fragrances of gossip. This week: a Defense of Duck Dynasty; Her Majesty The Queen of England weighs in on…
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Get into it: RuPaul's Drag Race Season Six begins airing next month, and this new trailer is sickening, hunty.
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With a new baby, a new bikini body, a drug addiction, two paternity scandals, and two divorces, the Kardashians had a great 12 months worth of gossip. But how did they hold up against all of Jennifer Aniston's imaginary pregnancies? Or the royal baby? Who won the tabloids this year?
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Today in "whaaaaaaaat," feminist icon Ani DiFranco has cancelled her four-day "Righteous Retreat," a songwriting workshop for women. It was cancelled because it was going to be held at the Nottoway Plantation — one of the largest former plantations in the South, which now functions as a museum in which the horrors of…
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Kate Winslet has threatened to sue fathers' rights group Fathers4Justice after the organization issued an ad campaign targeting her children's living arrangements.
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In today's Tweet Beat, Anna Camp tries to turn the concept of catcalling on its head, Stacy London receives an apology from Jacques Torres and please stop gossiping about a certain Kardashian sister and a certain famous comedian.
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to…
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Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy have decided not to change for Hollywood. According to a report, the two have formed a pact: Stay large and in charge.
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Oh dear. Just like all dogs go to heaven, all Kardashians get divorced. And apparently it's Khloe's turn.
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Yesterday The Hollywood Reporter held its 22nd annual Women in Entertainment breakfast, and talented ladies gathered at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
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The Kardashian/Jenner family's annual Christmas card is barely recognizable, missing some parts, and all fucked up from fame. Just like Michael Jackson's face. (And that, too, was shot by David LaChapelle.)
