Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are pausing their international “Hey, we’re dating!” tour to celebrate the Fourth of July at Swift’s Rhode Island beach house. Their aggressive PDA campaign continues apace.

Though this week’s episode of KUWTK documented just how furious Rob’s sisters and mother were after learning about his engagement to Blac Chyna, the Kardashians would like you to know things are all good. No, scratch that. They’re astounding.

Dolls! This week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was a doozy. The A-Plot was Rob; the B-Plot was Rob; and the C-Plot was Rob. The tea was hot, having been steeped and over boiled for months. ‘Rob’ was the word of the night, even though he was never seen. Call Rob the Mad Hatter because all he’s serving at…

Actor Nicolas Cage and his wife Alice Kim have decided to end their 11 year marriage. According to Cage’s representative, the couple separated in January 2016. They have one son, 10-year-old Kal-el Coppola Cage.

Waist Gang Society, the Kardashians’ favorite waist training company, has reportedly reached an agreement to dismiss the $5 million class action lawsuit brought against them by a customer who alleged that their product failed to produce results as advertised.

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kris Jenner’s surprise family trip to Vail; the B-Plot was Rob Kardashian’s thinly veiled attempt to ruin his family from the inside out; and the C-Plot was Kourtney’s constantly growing annoyance with Scott Disick’s existence. #LEGGO

I have crawled out of my Orange is the New Black season four k-hole to let you all know that North West and Penelope Disick had a joint birthday party this weekend, and the attire was strictly fins and tails (i.e., mermaid-themed). Obviously, what I’m most interested in is the fact that each birthday girl got their…

Hello, dolls! We’re back! Last week’s re-cap was put on hold because ya’ girl got called up to put in that work for this country by sitting on Jury Duty. To make sure this never happens again be sure to call your local politician and tell them personally to never call me for that mess ever again. More important work…

Khloé Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom for a second time in May, after the original proceedings were disrupted by Odom’s collapse in a Nevada brothel during an overdose. Khloé flew to his side to help him through his recovery, but things have devolved since.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think we know, but—in fact—we have no idea. This week, Amber Heard is pregnant with Johnny Depp’s baby, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant with ????’s baby, Prince Harry is moving to the States, and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are leaving their spouses...for each other?!?!?!?!

Courtney Stodden’s pregnancy—which we’re going to assume is real for the sake of women supporting women—is off to a rough start.

This week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians was nearly flawless. We watched as family was ripped apart, limb by limb, by one of their own—and even worse, it was done online, via memes.

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians we witnessed miracles, learned about interiors, and what it meant to be a friend. Our A-Plot was Rob’s return; the B-Plot Kourtney’s obsession with Interior Design; and our C-Plot was Khloe’s strained relationship with Rob. Now let’s get into it, Dolls. #LEGGO

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kanye West’s fashion show; the B-Plot was Khloe’s nerves about Lamar’s first public appearance; and the C-Plot was Scott Disick’s ongoing struggle with sobriety. Join me as we take a look at the inner workings of a madman and the muses he calls…

We don’t know definitively what Prince thought of the Kardashian family, though we can reasonably piece together a trail pointing to his opinion. There was, of course, the time he kicked Kim off his stage, punctuating his cold boot with the bon mot “Welcome to America.” And now, Zooey Deschanel has revealed that…

Sophie Turner—the actress most widely recognized as Sansa Stark on Game of Thrones—will soon appear alongside Jennifer Lawrence in X-Men: Apocalypse. Though they only shot a couple scenes together, the pair share a special bond built on a violent-yet-playful cunt punch.

So nice that Khloé is having a great time in Cuba! Here she is posing in front of a “Fidel” tribute, which is either honoring the Latin root word for “faithful” (fid-, fidel-) or, more likely, the dictator who has kept Cubans in misery since the 1950s. Looking hot, girl!

We’ve made it to Season 12, dolls. A season that, for once, seems to promise answers, bombshells and whodunits. With the return of Robert Kardashian and former Laker Lamar Odom, it’s beginning to feel a lot like 2010. There’s a lot to dive into so I won’t keep you waiting. Welcome back and #LEGGO.

Let’s pour out a little liquor for Kocktails with Khloé and put the final lid on the failed Kardashian talk show empire.

The series finale of Kocktails With Khloe airs Wednesday night, and its guests are four klose friends who kould have kept the show from being kanceled had it premiered with them: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Teigen, and John Legend.