Decorative towel enthusiast and rapper The Game plopped his butt and, ostensibly his rather sizable D, on good ol’ Wendy Wiliams’s couch for a brief interrogation about which of the Kardashian sisters he has slept with.

Jonathan Cheban, a carbon-based being who has somehow lucked into the profession of Kardashian Friend, was interviewed by GQ’s Joshua David Stein. The interview went very well.

It is rather appropriate that Labor Day is approaching us, because my back is sore from the hard labor of carrying the weight of imbecilic uses of shade. There were so many horrific shade abuses this week it was truly difficult to pick only a few.

Following a public finger-wagging from an advertising watchdog group, the Kardashians have seemingly cleaned up their shady practice of not labeling sponsored posts as ads so as not to be investigated by the Federal Trade Commission.

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, our A-Plot was Blac Chyna’s offensive Chymojis; our B-Plot was Lamar wanting to go to basketball camp; and our C-Plot was Kourtney’s questionable allergies. You know what to do, #LEGGO.

Truth in Advertising Inc. has threatened to report America’s royal family to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) for eschewing federal labeling regulations in promotional social media posts.

In today’s Tweet Beat, North West is going to inherit some good shit, her aunt Khloé breathlessly reveals her favorite toilet paper brand, and Hailey Baldwin would rather talk about “everyday life” than Bieber drama. Speaking of Bieber, please send your prayers to his newest pet, Todd.

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, our A-Plot was the continued Kardashian reign in Cuba; our B-Plot was Scott’s Cuba FOMO; and our C-Plot was Lamar’s recovery. #LEGGO

This week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians our A-Plot was the group trip to Cuba; our B-Plot was Kris Jenner missing her kids; our C-Plot was Lamar’s continued struggles with health and sobriety; and our D-Plot was an inside look at what happens to your former college classmate who only read one book on…

On this week’s episode of CSI: Taylor Swift our A-Plot was Taylor Swift; our B-Plot was MILF MONEY; and our C-Plot was Taylor Swift. #LEGGO

In case you were enjoying a long night of thrilling REM cycles during which you dreamed about having lunch with Jessica Chastain on a terrace overlooking the Eiffel Tower as her three-legged dog gently nuzzled your calf while all this went down last night, here’s a one-sentence recap: Kim Kardashian Snapchatted…

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians our A-Plot was Khloe and Rob’s tense relationship; our B-Plot was Kourtney’s birthday; and our C-Plot was Kanye West’s video shoot. Follow me, dolls and #LEGGO!

It’s been over two and a half years since Khloe Kardashian first filed for divorce from Lamar Odom, nine months since Odom overdosed in Nevada, five months since they were seen together at Yeezy S3, two months since Khloe filed for divorce a second time, and one month since a crack pipe was found on the property she’s…

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, our A-Plot was Rob and Chyna’s pregnancy; our B-Plot was Kylie’s anxiety; and our C-Plot was Kylie and Blac Chyna burying the hatchet. Alright dolls, drama doesn’t make itself, so #LEGGO!

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are pausing their international “Hey, we’re dating!” tour to celebrate the Fourth of July at Swift’s Rhode Island beach house. Their aggressive PDA campaign continues apace.

Though this week’s episode of KUWTK documented just how furious Rob’s sisters and mother were after learning about his engagement to Blac Chyna, the Kardashians would like you to know things are all good. No, scratch that. They’re astounding.

Dolls! This week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was a doozy. The A-Plot was Rob; the B-Plot was Rob; and the C-Plot was Rob. The tea was hot, having been steeped and over boiled for months. ‘Rob’ was the word of the night, even though he was never seen. Call Rob the Mad Hatter because all he’s serving at…

Actor Nicolas Cage and his wife Alice Kim have decided to end their 11 year marriage. According to Cage’s representative, the couple separated in January 2016. They have one son, 10-year-old Kal-el Coppola Cage.

Waist Gang Society, the Kardashians’ favorite waist training company, has reportedly reached an agreement to dismiss the $5 million class action lawsuit brought against them by a customer who alleged that their product failed to produce results as advertised.

On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kris Jenner’s surprise family trip to Vail; the B-Plot was Rob Kardashian’s thinly veiled attempt to ruin his family from the inside out; and the C-Plot was Kourtney’s constantly growing annoyance with Scott Disick’s existence. #LEGGO