The Week in Tabloids: Kendall Jenner Steals Kim Kardashian Vogue Cover

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman makes a pilgrimage to the local newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Together we "read" the "news" so you don't "have" to. This week: Nicole Richie is "scary skinny;" everyone hates The Bachelor; and new fashion it girl Kendall … » 2/26/14 3:10pm 2/26/14 3:10pm

This Week in Tabloids: Khloe Kardashian Is Pregnant! Who's the Daddy?

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman ventures out to the newsstand and picks up the latest issues of Ok, In Touch, Star, Life & Style and Us, so that together we may inhale the aromatic fragrances of gossip. This week: a Defense of Duck Dynasty; Her Majesty The Queen of England weighs in on… » 1/15/14 3:30pm 1/15/14 3:30pm

Ani DiFranco Cancels Songwriting Retreat At Former Slave Plantation

Today in "whaaaaaaaat," feminist icon Ani DiFranco has cancelled her four-day "Righteous Retreat," a songwriting workshop for women. It was cancelled because it was going to be held at the Nottoway Plantation — one of the largest former plantations in the South, which now functions as a museum in which the horrors of… » 12/30/13 9:08am 12/30/13 9:08am

This Week in Tabloids: Channing Tatum Put on Some Baby Weight

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to… » 12/18/13 4:30pm 12/18/13 4:30pm

10 Awfully Awkward Moments From the Kardashian Khristmas Special

The Kardashian/Jenner family's annual Christmas card is barely recognizable, missing some parts, and all fucked up from fame. Just like Michael Jackson's face. (And that, too, was shot by David LaChapelle.) » 12/02/13 7:00pm 12/02/13 7:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Real Dad

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we sit at the dining room table of celebrity gossip and smile politely at all the horrible things that Us Weekly, Star, inTouch, Life & Style and OK! have to say. This week, O.J. Simpson is Khloe Kardashian's Father; Taylor Swift ate a salad at a gastropub; and Kim Kardashian is … » 11/27/13 3:55pm 11/27/13 3:55pm

Ranking How the Kardashian Kids Celebrated Their Mom's Birthday

Tuesday was Kris Jenner's birthday. Happy Birthday Kris Jenner! The Kardashian/Jenner Family matriarch apparently celebrated her birthday not by eating her young in an effort to stay youthful forever, but but consuming cupcakes decorated with her own floating head. She was also showered with love by her offspring, in a … » 11/06/13 2:20pm 11/06/13 2:20pm

Lamar Odom's Issues Edited Into 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Eps

It's safe to assume that Lamar Odom's drug problem was never intended to be a storyline in the eighth season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but after his "issues" became a tabloid fixture this summer, culminating in a DUI and a reported failed intervention and subsequent separation from Khloe, it would be… » 11/04/13 5:10pm 11/04/13 5:10pm

Blame Lamar Odom for Lamar Odom's Drug Problems, Not the Kardashians

Former NBA Lakers coach Phil Jackson has taken it upon himself to try to explain what's going with Lamar Odom, but spoiler: he doesn't know. So instead, Jackson has decided to speculate that Odom's current state of who knows what's going on is partially to blame on the Kardashian family, for enabling Odom's addiction… » 10/31/13 1:30pm 10/31/13 1:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Wants to Be a Woman

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, we do Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star, so that together, we can read them and weep. This week: Beyoncé is labeled a "diva" for wanting to have peanut butter backstage; Miley Cyrus is… » 10/16/13 3:00pm 10/16/13 3:00pm