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Your Womb Is Full of Tiny Dead Babies, Says Pastor Who Certainly…

This is a little stale, but let's make fun of it anyway, shall we? Colorado pastor and completely heterosexual sperm-warrior for Jesus Kevin Swanson—whose previous hits include "Gays will burn Christians at the stake!" and "Gays lured Hurricane Sandy to New York with their tantalizing buttholes!"—has now taken on… » 2/15/13 2:30pm 2/15/13 2:30pm

Christian Radio Trolls Discuss The Two Schools of Feminism: Hot and Not…

You may remember the delightful Generations Radio duo Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner as the super-conservative wackadoos who hated and wanted to eat the Muppets. Now, they want you to know that giving your daughter the gift of upper schooling will launch her esteemed future in "selfish, narcissistic,… » 1/26/13 5:30pm 1/26/13 5:30pm