Here is a short (but fairly complete) list of things that I am into: magic, heroes, quests, monsters, Ancient Greece, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, thighs, chins, muscles, loincloths, and butts. So IMAGINE MY EXCITEMENT about Hercules, the new Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson vehicle opening this Friday!
Remember Kevin Sorbo? For some, the hunkmachine who played the eponymous character in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys is synonymous with the Greek mythological hero. For others, namely the producers of the upcoming Hercules movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, he's not even worth a cameo.
It's been a while since we shared our worst emails with you, but that doesn't mean we haven't been getting them. After the jump, a sampling of requests, denunciations, and stories of masturbating celebrities.