Today in Do Not Want: Pix of Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar

While the last bastion between us and Justin Bieber's ass has been little more than thin cotton boxers for awhile now, it's all over. I have seen Culo del Beebo, and so will you. These photos were taken at Thanksgiving at his grandma's house in Toronto, where he serenaded her, naked, with an acoustic guitar. Because… » 8/12/13 9:00am 8/12/13 9:00am

Kathie Lee Wished Hoda a Happy B-Day by Channinging All Over Her Tatum

You know, there were plenty of super-important celebrity news stories we could kick this morning off with (K-Fed got married! and Angelina Jolie's kids are unimpressed by their mom's cinematic villainy!), and while I'm quite sure we're all familiar with the vicissitudes of morning talk show fate that paired… » 8/11/13 11:30am 8/11/13 11:30am

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old…

Country Singer Mindy McCready Kills Herself One Month After Boyfriend's …

Long-suffering country music singer Mindy McCready was found dead via a gunshot wound to the head yesterday afternoon on her porch—the same location that David Wilson, McCready's self-declared "soulmate," took his own life almost exactly a month ago—in Cleburn County, Arkansas. She was 37. McCready's problems arguably… » 2/18/13 9:00am 2/18/13 9:00am

K-Fed's Brother Calls Britney a 'Maniac' and Says He's the 'True Father' of…

Oh, these kooks! I missed them so much! Having Britney/K-Fed drama back in my news feed isn't quite as magical as Britney/Justin/double-denim formal-wear drama, but it's still like a warm, cozy tongue kiss from the Holy Spirit or whatever. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! And this shit is particularly good. K-Fed's brother Christopher… » 12/26/12 8:00pm 12/26/12 8:00pm

Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again

In the immortal words of the classic holiday song: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's been seven months and at least 109 headlines since the birth of Maxwell Drew and Simpson's subsequent public struggle to drop the baby weight/become a momshell/shed her human form/whatever… » 11/28/12 9:00am 11/28/12 9:00am

Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle East

After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict and Tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian is going to make it up to the people of the Middle East by visiting Kuwait and Bahrain, and she's "determined" to learn about the conflict. She is also planning to… » 11/20/12 9:00am 11/20/12 9:00am