Selena Gomez Got All Artsy (And Naked) On Her Instagram

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Selena Gomez posted a very artistic and ambiguous photo of herself being sacrificed to a curtain monster frolicking in the sun on her Instagram yesterday and the internet erupted in idle speculation about what it could all mean. Is Selena finally taking control of her career and shedding her good-girl image? Is she… » 3/22/14 11:30am 3/22/14 11:30am

Your Morning Jam: Kermit and Steve Martin Rocking Out

How I wish Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog facing off in a thrilling round of Dueling Banjos was a part of a sequel to The Jerk. Can someone please make this happen? What's Bernadette Peters doing? Besides holding her arms out and vibrating her body in a sleeveless dress held up only by her gravity-defying breasts.… » 8/22/13 10:40am 8/22/13 10:40am

Kermit The Frog Is A Terrible Boyfriend

I was a plucky little girl, but I never related to the rough-and-tumble icons of children's lit, like Pippi Longstocking or Harriet the Spy. Even Ramona Quimby, who seemed cool, wasn't somebody who truly spoke to me. She was scrawny and scrappy, and I was soft and sarcastic. I connected instead to Miss-never "Ms."-Piggy; … » 11/22/11 3:00pm 11/22/11 3:00pm

Airport Sedition II: Is Jesse Jackson A Hypocrite Or Are We Just In A…

Another day, another round of airports (only, this time, everyone's Stateside) as our semi-beloved Spencer Attackerman heads to Netroots Nation in Austin to represent the Washington Independent and I sit alone outside of security having driven him to BWI as way to convince him to keep doing Crappy through tomorrow. But … » 7/17/08 10:00am 7/17/08 10:00am