Last night's grand (boring) event gave us all three fashion possibilities — in spades. Brace yourselves, and let's dissect.

[New York, May 17. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

First The New York Times wondered whether newly hip baby slings were safe. Then, on Wednesday, two brands of baby slings were recalled. But some highly unscientific anecdotal evidence suggests that the baby sling isn't going away so fast.

[New York, March 25. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[New York, March 20. Image via Pacific Coast News]

• Amy Winehouse is planning to re-marry Blake Fielder-Civil, whom this paper calls her "junkie ex."

Extraordinary Measures deals with desperate parents and fearless doctors racing against time for a cure for a rare disease. The premiere, at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, dealt with crochet, furs, weird dresses and Jessica Simpson-as-Ivana.

[New York, December 18. Image via INF]

[New York, November 8. Image via Flynet]

• Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says: