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Thrice-Divorced Kentucky Homophobe Must Explain to a Judge Why She Shouldn't Be Held in Contempt

The saga of Kim Davis continues. The bigoted county clerk (who found Jesus only four years ago and is making up for lost time) will have to face District Judge David Bunning this week to explain exactly why her refusal to issue marriage licenses shouldn’t land her in jail or with a massive fine. And “fear of going to… »9/02/15 12:15pmWednesday 12:15pm

KY County Clerk Ordered to Issue Marriage Licenses Again, Still Refusing to Do So

If there’s one thing that can be said about Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis, it’s that she’s really committed to wearing ankle-length denim skirts in public. Also, she’s also a tireless bigot who continues to refuse gay and lesbian women marriage licenses even though the courts have ordered her to do it twice. »8/27/15 12:07pm8/27/15 12:07pm

Kentucky High School Leaves Out Openly Gay Basketball Player From Yearbook

Dalton Maldonado was the starting point guard for Betsy Layne High School in Kentucky. But even though that’s an important position, Maldonado was omitted from the school’s two-page spread devoted to the basketball team. Why? Because he had come out as gay during his senior year. »8/13/15 2:58pm8/13/15 2:58pm

Gay Couple Films Clerk Illegally Denying Them a Marriage License In KY

On Monday, Casey Davis demanded that the American public give him relief from the hordes of gay couples forcing their way into the government office in which he works as a county clerk. Now, video has emerged of the other openly bigoted county clerk in Rowan County, KY refusing a gay couple a license and then calling… »7/08/15 1:32pm7/08/15 1:32pm

Anti-Gay County Clerk Demands That Tax Payers Help Him Shirk His Job

Casey Davis, a county clerk in Kentucky, is having a hard time doing his job now that gay marriage is now federally legal. Though this means that Davis is legally obligated to issue same-sex marriage licenses, he still says that he “deserves relief” from all the happy gay couples coming in. »7/07/15 3:31pm7/07/15 3:31pm

Yessir, George and Amal Went To a Family Reunion In Kentucky This Week

Kentucky’s golden boy has come home! (For a little while, at least.) Yep, George Clooney, big time Hollywood star and Oscar winner made his way to Augusta this week for an annual family reunion. He even brought his big time Hollywood wife along for the trip. Good to know that he still makes time for family east of the… »6/04/15 6:20pm6/04/15 6:20pm

Pastel Suits, Rose Mullets, and a Thousand Miss Kentuckys at The Derby

This Saturday marked the 141st running of the Kentucky Derby, an event near and dear to my heart because I am from Kentucky and... I went to the Derby one time. It was cool! Anyway, this year’s race was host to a record-breaking crowd of over 170,000 mint julep-totin’, fancy hat wearin’ Southerners and a bunch of… »5/04/15 4:45pm5/04/15 4:45pm

Rand Paul Is Running for President, Selling Some Awesomely Weird Shit 

Senator Rand Paul, a Kentucky man who seems markedly less crazy than his crazy old dad, is set to announce his run for the President of the United States today. Paul, who is anti-abortion, anti-birth control, somewhat anti-vaccination, and a quiet fan of frothing conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones, is still… »4/07/15 9:50am4/07/15 9:50am

Police Department Wants to Arrest Elsa Because of All the Fucking Snow

Poor Elsa of Arendelle! Just when she thought that it was safe to come out of her ice castle and build a snowman with her cloyingly perky sister, the police department of Harlan, Kentucky has issued a warrant for her arrest. Do you want her dead or alive, Harlan, Kentucky? And how much do I get for turning her in? »2/20/15 9:30am2/20/15 9:30am

Christian Teen Would Rather Drop Out of Big Race Than Wear Number 666

A Kentucky high school runner recently cut her season short when she opted not to run in regionals. She wasn't injured, or sick, or tending to a family emergency. No, she dropped out of the race because she was assigned the number 666 and thought that if she ran wearing that number, it would threaten her relationship… »11/06/13 3:30pm11/06/13 3:30pm

Ashley Judd Reportedly Elbowed Out of Senate Race by Scheming Democrats

Good news for those waiting for season two of Netflix's House of Cards: the political maneuvering going on behind the scenes in Kentucky allegedly rivals Francis Underwood's best laid plans. Former Judd adviser Jonathan Miller believes that Ashley Judd was dissuaded from challenging Senate Minority Leader Mitch… »4/01/13 10:50am4/01/13 10:50am