Jennifer Aniston Admits to Eating a Dirty Peasant Hamburger One Time

As we all know, the Aniston in her natural habitat subsists solely on free-range dandelion fluff soaked in gillywater. But on one occasion, Aniston recently confessed in an emotional interview, she and lover Justin Theroux road-tripped upriver into the dark kingdom of Mayor McCheese where—the horror, etc.—she was… » 7/02/13 8:50pm 7/02/13 8:50pm

Mary Kennedy’s Body Exhumed and Reburied at a Plot Away from the Other…

Two months after Mary Kennedy hanged herself in her Westchester barn, the AP is reporting that her body has been exhumed and reburied in a Cape Cod cemetary 700 feet away from her original grave among other Kennedys. Frank Maki, the superintendent of St. Francis Xavier Cemetery, told the AP that Kennedy had been moved… » 7/15/12 3:30pm 7/15/12 3:30pm

Conventional Crap: Chicago! Hope! Change! (And "Poison")

Oh, good God, it's early here in Denver and it was a late night last night but Spencer » 8/26/08 10:00am 8/26/08 10:00am and are dedicated servants, so we dance, bitches, dance for your amusement despite the fact that we both think it might be sort of okay to die this early in the morning. After the jump, we talk about the parties, condoms, the…