Hot Movies For Her has a list of the hottest male porn stars who aren't James Deen — and I have to say: Is it hot in here? Or is it just my lady parts on FIRE? (I'm basically a living, breathing Cathy cartoon when it comes to chocolate, hair styles, and men — well, if Cathy had genitals.)

Welcome to Jezebel After Midnight, in which we indulge in sexy sex talk. Note: All links in this post are NSFW. I haven't watched a lot of porn in my life, and up until recently, when I heard the term "male porn star," I thought of not-traditionally-attractive legend Ron Jeremy, whom I would never actually want to,…