@Tippi Hedren: A little ways downthread I figured she must be a graduate of the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
Even if Steve Madden is not selling many shoes, of COURSE they're not bankrupt. Their extremely cheaply made shoes are way more expensive than they are worth. Honestly, they are Payless quality. #heidiklum
LOL @ being dressed by the Adam Lippes intern, Jenna. Since you explicitly did *not* linger on what exactly they put you in, we're officially dying to know now.
Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
Well, Mr. Mondino, don't you worry, because I'm pretty sure that the French are going to pay just as much attention to these "retouched" labels as they do to those warnings that tell you to avoid eating between meals that are pasted onto commercials for Haribo candies. #ragtrade
@browngirlinthering: is it? ok being wrong is my instant karma for being an asshole in the first place. But I still kind of doubt that an investigatory/investigative journalist is backstage sneakily trying to find out what she does in her spare time. #heidiklum
@lilbobbytables: I know, right? That tree'll be the best dressed thing in the territories this season.
I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
Forget about Brad Pitt (who I love) and all the other celebrity news; the woman responsible for all that teen-age vampire shit is the fifth highest paid woman in entertainment'? I read one page of one of her books and simultaneously vomited and laughed my ass off. This hack makes 'The Vampire Lestat' (another piece of shit) look like 'Pilgrim's Progress'. When will we (and by we, I mean all of you 'fans'. Really check out the Bobbsey Twins, far more challenging) stop rewarding crap and go back to rewarding mediocrity?
Paula may be a talented dancer and excellent cartoon cat fucker, but illuminating TV host, she is not. Many people share her talent of getting drunk and then complimenting people in a way that leaves them sort of embarrassed.
@morninggloria: MoGlo, that comment just . . . I could see your beautiful soul shining through and am so happy you're here with us and, and . . . what you do.
I have a solution to Kim Kardashian's problem: stop looking at large houses if you kan't stand to think about Reggie/family. No shame in a one bedroom. Apartments are kooler than houses, too.
A 4 bedroom house? MY HOW SUBURBAN.
I'm largely indifferent to Brad Pitt's private life and drama, but I really like him as a person who is engaged in the world. Really, his work in New Orleans in the Lower Ninth, his support for gay marriage...he's just awesome. I wouldn't sleep with him, but I'd love to have dinner with him and just pick his brains.
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Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
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The only response I have is a hearty "woohoo". #ragtrade
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I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
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These things and creating a sex tape are not mutually exclusive.
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The greatest True Blood gif ever;
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A 4 bedroom house? MY HOW SUBURBAN.
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Chris Brown. You are a piece of shit.