Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was a Bratty Jerk While Getting Arrested

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Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over around midnight on Friday, booking Toth for a DUI and Witherspoon for disorderly conduct (Reese yelled "Do you know my name?" at the cop and claimed that he was not a real police officer). Above, find her… » 4/22/13 9:00am 4/22/13 9:00am

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross's Wedding Was Basically an Alt-Music…

"Yo La Tengo playing Superchunk, Mission of Burma and Pixies covers" is one unsurprising description of Amber Tamblyn and David Cross' cool-as-fuck nuptials. Tobias Fünke, 48, and Joan of Arcadia, 29, have been dating for the last four years, and this is the first marriage for both of them. Filmmaker Lance Bangs, in… » 10/08/12 9:00am 10/08/12 9:00am

Chris Brown's Dumb Face Injured in Bloody Bar Brawl with Drake

I mean...maybe. Of course everyone has a different story, and it's nobody's fault, and it's entirely possible that all these liquor bottles were brought to life by a witch and smashed themselves and cut Chris Brown's face up of their own accord (substitutiary locomotion!). BUT. According to rumors, "both Brown and Drake » 6/14/12 8:30pm 6/14/12 8:30pm

Jessica Alba To Lose Baby Weight By Starving Herself

Have you been lying awake at night wondering how Jessica Alba will get thin again after giving birth to baby number 2 this month? Well: "I have a hard time with portion control, so I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered," she tells Lucky magazine. "But I also work out, so basically I'm starving. It sucks. I drink a lot of… » 8/03/11 9:00am 8/03/11 9:00am

This Week In Tabloids: Dancing With The Stars Is Also Snorting With…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we waltz through the pages of In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star in search of gossip. This week, Reese Witherspoon's wedding had Sacha Baron Cohen and a rockabilly band; Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall is being a mean girl to Kate Middleton; and there are a lot of… » 3/30/11 2:40pm 3/30/11 2:40pm

This Week In Tabloids: Miley Cyrus & John Mayer Spotted Kissing &…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your highly informative neighborhood tabloid roundup. This week, we learned Ryan Phillippe hit on Rihanna, that Suri Cruise needs a 12-step program, and that John Mayer and Miley Cyrus are just two wild, crazy tattooed kids who can't keep their hands off of each other. » 2/16/11 3:00pm 2/16/11 3:00pm

Kendra And Bethenny Dissect Their Own Body-Image Issues

For its special on "Celebrity Weight Loss" last night, Primetime interviewed Kendra Wilkinson and Bethenny Frankel (who showed off their post-baby bodies in tabloids this year). Unsurprisingly, there were a lot of mixed messages about health and body image. » 1/06/11 12:50pm 1/06/11 12:50pm

This Week In Tabloids: John Mayer's White Supremacist Dick Strikes Again

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I make the weekly tabloids turn their head and cough. Today, John Mayer has a "sizzling" hookup with a Food Network star, Pink is pregnant and Kendra needs a shrink. » 11/10/10 2:20pm 11/10/10 2:20pm