Virginia Republican Wants to Outlaw Oral Sex Between Teenagers

The Republicans of Virginia physically cannot stop thinking about what their constituents do with their genitals. You'd think that, after Ken Cuccinelli and his batshit insane "outlaw oral and anal sex" platform lost the governor's race, conservatives would have realized that any enemy of BJs, etc. is an enemy of… » 1/10/14 6:15pm 1/10/14 6:15pm

Ken Cuccinelli Lost In Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass

Yesterday, the people of Virginia faced the Sophie's Choice of elections — only in this case, the voter (played by the incomparable Meryl Streep) wasn't forced to decide which of two good people was going to die. They were forced to decide which of two crappy candidates — Ken Cuccinelli (R) and Terry McAuliffe (D) —… » 11/06/13 12:30pm 11/06/13 12:30pm

Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex

In a move that's sure to be wildly popular among The Youths, Virginia's Republican Gubernatorial nominee Ken Cuccinelli II had made outlawing oral and anal sex a part of his campaign platform. What's got two thumbs and hates blowjobs? That guy! (awkwardly gesticulates with thumbs in vague direction of Virginia) » 7/17/13 5:00pm 7/17/13 5:00pm

Don't Let Wannabe Governor Ken Cuccinelli Photobomb Your Uterus

Virginia GOP gubernatorial candidate and current attorney general Ken Cuccinelli loooves telling women how to take care of their bodies; it's as if he wishes he could be with us at the doctor's office and in the bedroom 24/7. Now you can show your friends what life would be like if Ken Cuccinelli was really… » 5/15/13 4:45pm 5/15/13 4:45pm

Virginia Abortion Clinic Closes Thanks to Bullshit 'Safety' Law

Norfolk's Hillcrest Clinic, one of Virginia's 20 (well, now 19) remaining abortion clinics, shut its doors last weekend after forty years of service thanks to new regulations mandating new and completely unnecessary building and hygiene specifications. Hillcrest would've had to raise $500,000 in renovations —… » 4/23/13 6:00pm 4/23/13 6:00pm

Sorry, Virginia Attorney General, But 'Sodomy' Is Not A Crime Against…

Has it already been 22 days since Virginia overturned its Crimes Against Nature law, allowing consenting adults to have oral and anal sex with impunity? It feels like it's been much shorter than that, but I guess time flies when you are allowing your own citizens to make a cruel mockery of Mother Nature within the… » 4/04/13 12:20pm 4/04/13 12:20pm

Susan B. Anthony List Heartily Endorses Virginia's Crazy Ken Cuccinelli…

Anti-choice group Susan B. Anthony List announced today that it was endorsing Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli — also known as "Cooch" and "the most overtly partisan attorney general in Virginia's history" — for Governor of Virginia. "The Virginia gubernatorial race will be a top priority for the SBA List… » 2/28/13 7:20pm 2/28/13 7:20pm

Planned Parenthood Lauches Strong and Hilarious Attack Against…

Virginia GOP gubernatorial candidate and current attorney general Ken Cuccinelli isn't shy about his fervent belief that women should have all their decisions made for them by, well, Ken Cuccinelli; he recently said people who oppose the federal mandate for contraception coverage should be willing to go to jail to… » 2/13/13 6:15pm 2/13/13 6:15pm

Pointless New Regulations Could Force Most of Virginia's Abortion…

Hey, happy Global Safe Abortion day, ya unoccupied babycaves! Now that you've celebrated, here's some news to take the spring out of your step and put your head back firmly, and repeatedly on your desk: thanks to some good old fashioned coercion from Virginia's Attorney General, the state has just enacted asinine new… » 9/28/12 4:00pm 9/28/12 4:00pm