​Kelly Rowland Channels Donna Summer in Light of Neil Bogart Biopic

It's been about a year since Spike Lee signed on to direct Spinning Gold, the biopic about Casablanca Records founder Neil Bogart, who signed among others, KISS, T. Rex, Parliament, and Cher. Justin Timberlake is already on board as Bogart, and it looks like Kelly Rowland is interested in playing the voice of disco… » 10/04/14 3:35pm 10/04/14 3:35pm

Zac Efron Was in Rehab For Booze, Cocaine, Molly Or All Of The Above

Turnz out everyone's favorite shirtless chest Zac Efron did a stint in rehab five months ago, while filming the upcoming Seth Rogen comedy Neighbors. E! claims it was for drinking, while TMZ says it was molly and coke — and that earlier this year Efron and some friends went on a flop-sweaty rager and caused $50,000… » 9/18/13 9:00am 9/18/13 9:00am

Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Show Up in Kelly Rowland's New Video

Kelly Rowland's controversial song "Dirty Laundry" leaked a few months ago and we've FINALLY got a video for it. In the video, Rowland appears to be lying in a metaphorical (or literal) pool of her own tears. She wears dark (polarized) shades. She cries at least one actual tear. She stares at herself in a mirror. She… » 7/22/13 4:40pm 7/22/13 4:40pm

This Dude Has Got to Be Kelly Rowland's Biggest Fan

Katie Couric had Kelly Rowland on her show today, and while the things she said were fine – she's happy for Beyoncé; it's no one's business who the guy in "Dirty Laundry" is ("He's a good guy and I'm really happy for him the way his life turned out"); Taylor Swift is a "gangster" for singing about her relationships –… » 6/26/13 5:15pm 6/26/13 5:15pm

Paula Deen Fans Take Their Outrage, Misspellings to Facebook

It didn't take much clairvoyance to guess that the Food Network would fire Paula Deen for her propensity to pretend that she was living in a diorama of antebellum Georgia, but the move took a lot of Deenies (that would be the delightfully nimble word I just made up for Paula Deen fans) by surprise. And what do modern… » 6/22/13 11:30am 6/22/13 11:30am

Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to… » 5/30/13 9:00am 5/30/13 9:00am

Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras

Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s… » 5/29/13 9:00am 5/29/13 9:00am

Rihanna and Miley Cyrus Want to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging

Today in totally not-at-all manufactured real-life news about facts, somebody asked Miley Cyrus if she wanted to make out with Rihanna and she was like "yup," and then somebody else asked Rihanna if she wanted to make out with Miley Cyrus and she was like "k," and now the two of them pretty much have a lesbian… » 5/20/13 8:00pm 5/20/13 8:00pm

Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow

Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest.… » 5/20/13 9:00am 5/20/13 9:00am