In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco is looking for some polyamorous painting love, Kelly Cutrone might have been scared into being Republican, and Alan Cummings does iPhone salutations to start his day.
If You Want a Job at People's Revolution, You Probably Shouldn't Tweet…
In this edition of Tweet Beat, don't even try to get a job with Kelly Cutrone via Twitter, Eliza Coupe (Jane from Happy Endings — the best show you're probably not watching) slips into something a little more comfortable, everyone has a catfish joke and Yvette Nicole Brown is scared off of coke.
Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover
Despite the claim on this week's People magazine cover, Jennifer Lopez DOES have one regret: Camp J. Lo is intensely unhappy with the cover photo, accompanying an interview with the star that is timed precisely to upstage Mariah Carey's judging stint on American Idol. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as Lopez…
Top Model Contestant Totally Loses Her Shit at Panel
This is how a sane person should act when faced with repeated condescension and bitchiness. On next week's episode of America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, contestant Louise gets sick of Kelly Cutrone, Tyra, and all the rest of them, runs out of panel and begins screaming in the parking lot about how she's…
Samantha Ronson Responds To Michael Lohan
Today in Tweet Beat, Samantha Ronson doesn't take Michael Lohan seriously. Plus, Kelly Cutrone is filming a pilot for MTV.
Jennifer Hudson Denies Photoshop Makeover
Today in Tweet Beat, Jennifer Hudson says that that really is her real body. Plus, someone hilariously impersonates Kelly Bensimon on Twitter, and she doesn't like it.
Katie Holmes, Face Of Ann Taylor, Coming To A Billboard Near You
- Ann Taylor replaced Heidi Klum with Katie Holmes for the spring season. The brand says it sought Holmes, who's also modeled for J. Crew and been the face of Miu Miu, for "her intellect, kindness and enduring personal style." [WWD]
Kim Zolciak Shows Off Her Baby Bump
Today in Tweet Beat, Kim Zolciak shows off her second trimester. Plus, JWoww gives a preview of her book, which includes advice about pasta.
Who Are These Jerks Making Fun Of Coco?
Today in Tweet Beat, Coco is feeling a little down, 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler flaunt their love, and Joy Behar is now BFF with Bill O'Reilly.
Kelly Cutrone Receives The Mark Of The Beast
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Cutrone gets an ominous total at checkout, haters gonna hate, and it's Thong Thursday again for Coco.
