Before Jessica Biel became a married lady, every morning she hesitantly donned an overly-starched uniform with a name-patch that read "Please Be My Husband" on it. But now that she's got a ring on it, she can rock ANY outfit she wants! At least, according to her friend and stylist.
Gwyneth Paltrow Stays Young By Hanging Upside Down in a Cocoon
You know how sometimes I phrase headlines in an exaggerated, absurdist way to make them funnier? This isn't one of those times. Gwyneth Paltrow literally has a cocoon. Apparently it's a new style of yoga that's been proven to cure richladyii boredeosis, wherein participants twist themselves up in a silk hammock several …
Robin Roberts Back at GMA, Will Interview Michelle Obama
Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually…
Kelly Clarkson Rips Into Clive Davis Over Portrayal of Her in His…
Kelly Clarkson took to her WhoSay account today to speak out on the entire chapter about her in Clive Davis' new memoir The Soundtrack of My Life. "It feels like a violation. Growing up is awesome because you learn you don't have to cower to anyone—even Clive Davis." So what did Clive say that got her so riled up?
Fox News Tackles Fair and Balanced Issue of Adele's and Kelly Clarkson's …
The day after the Grammys Fox News' Neil Cavuto decided to address the "critics taking to Twitter" to slam Kelly Clarkson and Adele as bad role models for being fat. (The example was one tweet by, like, a regular no-name person.) Anyway, he invited a nutritionist on his show to basically explain why it's unhealthy to…
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together
Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found herself in what the tabloids are calling "a bit of a mid-life crisis" since her split from Alex Rodriguez and a fling with P. …
Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting
Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on children's'…
Beyoncé Doesn't Need a Stupid Earpiece and Other Musical Moments from…
Such a pity — Senator Charles Schumer went on about the dome of the capitol only to have Beyonce sing the Star-Spangled Banner and blow the roof off the joint. And she wasn't even inside! Yes, Bey was the star of the show (other than, you know, the President and Vice President) and deservedly so. Watch how she tears …
Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Space-Time Continuum
From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy backside,"
Girls Fans Throw Shade at Lena Dunham for Liking Taylor Swift
Sincerest feelings-havers Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift have been Internet friends since Red dropped in October, but Dunham just admitted that the denizens of Bushwick who constitute her fanbase have a hard time believing that she scream-sings "You Belong With Me" in the shower like many a red-blooded human being.…
