Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras

Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s wife,… » 5/29/13 9:00am 5/29/13 9:00am

Will Charlize Theron Help Jennifer Aniston Score a Black Kid?

Jennifer Aniston, the quintessential grown-up Judy Blume heroine, has a lot of Very Important Decisions to make in the next few months as her wedding to Justin Theroux draws nigh. Apparently she's been quizzing Charlize Theron—mom of one-year-old Jackson Theron—about the process of adoption since mutual friend Chelsea… » 3/15/13 9:00am 3/15/13 9:00am

Whoops, Says Lindsay Lohan—My Mom Totally WASN'T on Cocaine and It's…

It's a classic mistake! I can't tell you the number of times I've accidentally phoned my dad at 4 am to let him know that my mom was the devil and that she'd kidnapped me in a cocaine-fueled rampage and that he should call the police—only to realized later that my mom was actually just catching up on Reader's Digest… » 10/11/12 8:45pm 10/11/12 8:45pm

Tom Ford Thinks A Lot About Fat Women And Their Rolls Of Fatty Fat

  • Tom Ford, a man who immobilized his forehead with Botox, thinks people should go naked. Especially, well... "Fat women almost always look better without the constraint and lumpy pinching of clothes, all the straps and elastic squeezing and sucking." [ContactMusic]
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Paulina Porizkova Says ANTM Will End A Modeling Career Before It Starts

  • Paulina Porizkova on America's Next Top Model: "The one guarantee that you will never make it as a model is to go on that show." Which is both honest and interesting, since she used to judge "that show." [NYPost]
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Some Of The "Sexiest Men Over 50" Are Not So Sexy

You guys, ageism is a terrible thing, but just stay with me here for a minute: The ladies of a certain age over at WowOwoW.com have lost their freakin minds. Or eyesight. How else to explain some of the choices on the listicle » 9/23/08 2:20pm 9/23/08 2:20pm called "50 Sexiest Men Over 50"? Sean Connery? Sure. Clint Eastwood? Okay. Michael Douglas?…