Robin Thicke Photographed Nuzzling a Woman Who is Not His Wife

Everyone's favorite female empowerment anthemist Robin Thicke was recently spotted at a night club in Paris, getting very close (as in, mouth-to-mouth close) with a woman who is notably not his wife, Paula Patton. This prompted several gossip sites to run stories that are half comprised of repurposed Blurred Lines…
Ke$ha's Mom Will Join Her in Rehab
Ke$ha's rehab stint just became the setup for a new HBO drama: the singer, who checked into Timberline Knolls last weekend for an eating disorder, will soon be joined by her mother.
Ke$ha's Mom: My Daughter Is Bulimic and Her Producer Was a Bully
As if going to rehab for bulimia isn't enough, Ke$ha's mom Pebe Sebert told People that super producer Dr. Luke pushed her there.
Ke$ha Dances Around in Her Laundry Day Outfit in the ‘Dirty Love’ Video
Last night, as you were doing whatever is you crazy kids do to celebrate Pope Gregory XIII's calendar meddling, your favorite drunk friend Ke$ha uploaded a video for her song "Dirty Love" off of her sophomore album, Warrior. Glitter, of course, makes a very important appearance, but it plays second fiddle this time…
This Week in Tabloids: A Detailed Analysis of Ke$ha's Plastic Surgery
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your spelunking trip into the dark caves of the celebrity gossip tabloids. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and picks up the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we navigate the stalagmites masquerading as "news." This week: Angie…
Amid Religious Protests, Ke$ha De-Glitters, Cancels Malaysian Concert
Though it certainly isn't the first time a pop singer has had to cancel her concert in a southeast Asian country thanks to concerns over religious fervor, Ke$ha's cancelled Saturday night performance at Kuala Lumpur stadium in Malaysia is still super-disappointing. The good people of Malaysia deserve their Ke$ha,…
Watch Ke$ha's Backup Dancers Crash a Westboro Baptist Protest
The Westboro Baptist Church is a hate organization with the values of an angry, embittered ghost from 1860 and the wit of the meanest person in your third grade class. Case in point: "God Hates Who U R," a parody the group penned of Ke$ha's "We R Who We R" meant to reverse the cheerful, autotuned anthem's message of…
Drake Discovers Communication Theory
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Drake reads Marshall McLuhan (or reflects on this snafu), Larry King is not a fan of creased jeans, and Ke$ha goes Red Rum.
Ke$ha Video Serves Up Spring Breakers Realness, for Better or Worse
Here's Kesha's video for "Crazy Kids" featuring Will.i.am in a spacesuit (would that we could send him into space...) Overall, the whole thing is very Ke$ha-y and will likely to draw criticism from both Illuminati conspiracy theorists and those who aren't so into the idea of appropriating ratchet culture for a music…
Is This the Face of Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades Movie?
As Ana Steele would say, "Argh!" In a desperate bid to land the directing gig for Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey, Gus Van Sant sent the studio an unsolicited test tape of a sex scene from the book, starring Alex Pettyfer as Christian Grey and an "unnamed actress" (offff course) as Anastasia:
The Kids' Choice Awards Red Carpet Is the Most Fun Red Carpet of the Year
The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards — which held its 26th annual event yesterday in Los Angeles — has got to be the most enjoyable awards show ever. From the bright, youthful clothes to the slime, celebrities actually look like they're having fun. Kristen Stewart smiles. It's that awesome. You cannot look at these…
