Blac Chyna Attends Khloe Kardashian's Birthday Party, Calls Kris Jenner 'Mama'
Though this week’s episode of KUWTK documented just how furious Rob’s sisters and mother were after learning about his engagement to Blac Chyna, the Kardashians would like you to know things are all good. No, scratch that. They’re astounding.
Did the Kardashians Learn About Rob and Blac Chyna's Pregnancy Before or After Their Engagement?
Dolls! This week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was a doozy. The A-Plot was Rob; the B-Plot was Rob; and the C-Plot was Rob. The tea was hot, having been steeped and over boiled for months. ‘Rob’ was the word of the night, even though he was never seen. Call Rob the Mad Hatter because all he’s serving at…
The Kardashian Sisters Were 'Bitches' When They Found Out About Rob and Blac Chyna's Engagement
On this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kris Jenner’s surprise family trip to Vail; the B-Plot was Rob Kardashian’s thinly veiled attempt to ruin his family from the inside out; and the C-Plot was Kourtney’s constantly growing annoyance with Scott Disick’s existence. #LEGGO
Does Kim Kardashian Eat 'Green Yogurt'? An Investigation
At 8:01 Wednesday morning, People’s Great Ideas vertical published “Kim Kardashian West’s Food Diary: What I Eat In a Day,” filled with great ideas like “the Atkins 40 diet” and “Snack: 1 medium carrot.” Forty-two minutes later, several Jezebel staffers read this food diary and noticed something strange: “4 oz. Green…
Scott Disick Explored Whether He's 'Kardashian Cursed' on KUWTK (For Ratings)
Hello, dolls! We’re back! Last week’s re-cap was put on hold because ya’ girl got called up to put in that work for this country by sitting on Jury Duty. To make sure this never happens again be sure to call your local politician and tell them personally to never call me for that mess ever again. More important work…
Rob Kardashian's New Home Design Apparently Caused Major Beef Between Kourtney and Faye Resnick
On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians we witnessed miracles, learned about interiors, and what it meant to be a friend. Our A-Plot was Rob’s return; the B-Plot Kourtney’s obsession with Interior Design; and our C-Plot was Khloe’s strained relationship with Rob. Now let’s get into it, Dolls. #LEGGO
Against All Better Judgment, Lamar Odom Returned to KUWTK After His Near-Death Overdose
On this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kanye West’s fashion show; the B-Plot was Khloe’s nerves about Lamar’s first public appearance; and the C-Plot was Scott Disick’s ongoing struggle with sobriety. Join me as we take a look at the inner workings of a madman and the muses he calls…
Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: Sorry, When Are We Supposed to Believe Kim Went Into Labor?
Hello, Dolls! Sunday was the season 11 finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians! Let us rejoice and be glad in Him and Kris that we made it this far. Thank you for your service and standing with me during these trying weeks of recounting, deciphering and bringing to light the lies cast upon us by our favorite family.…
Scientists Have Some Issues with the Cancer Testing Company Featured on KUWTK
During an episode in this season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kris Jenner made her daughters do a DNA-based cancer screening test. But it turns out that the company responsible for the test is promoting products that may be a bit ahead of the times...and science.
Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: Lamar's in the Hospital, But Who Can Tell?
On Sunday night’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Khloe stressing over her impending book deadline; the B-Plot was Kylie’s housewarming; and the C-Plot was communication issues within the family. Like last week, this week’s episode was a bit of a filler episode, but producers did make sure…
Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: Scott Maybe Hits 'Rock Bottom'
On Sunday night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the A-Plot was Kris and her children getting tested for cancer genes; the B-Plot was Scott’s continued troubles; and the C-Plot was Kendall and Caitlyn’s strained relationship. Things moved pretty slowly on this week’s episode, but a slow Kardashian pace is…
Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: When Did the Family Confront the MIA Scott Disick?
Welcome back, dolls! We made it to 2016 and thankfully the tea is just as hot as it was last year. Here’s hoping you all had an amazing New Year filled with confrontations and combative behavior. Since me and my staff are forbidden from making New Year’s resolutions, there will be no new year, new me BS on this part…

