They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it again. They are not having kids. Don't want them, don't need them, it'll be just the two of them and their adorable seasonal wardrobes. Thank you, come again.
In Which Kanye West Treats Kim Kardashian Like a Barbie Doll
On last night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kanye West brought his stylist over to girlfriend Kim Kardashian's house to give her closet a "full style makeover." They purged her wardrobe of probably about a million dollars worth of designer clothes, handbags, and shoes, with the deal being that he would …
Lindsay Lohan's Dad Knocks Up The Woman Who Literally Just Dropped Her…
Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a…
The Kardashians Just Can't Keep Up With Where Los Angeles Is Located
The Kardashians are not known for their book smarts, but you'd think that the producers of their show would at least know a thing or two about basic geography. Apparently not, because as someone on Reddit pointed out, the show woefully misrepresented where Los Angeles is on the map. I did a bit of quick research in my…
Kris Jenner, Momager Extraordinaire, Has Body Issues Too
In a bizarre moment of realness on her family's notoriously ham-it-up-for-the-cameras reality show, Kris Jenner admitted she was upset about her aging body and looks on the latest edition of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. What did her daughters Kim and Kourtney do about her tender revelation? Make fun of her, and…
Kim Kardashian Weds in Disappointingly Pratfall-Free Ceremony
Kim Kardashian, got married to her giant boyfriend Kris Humphries yesterday in a lavish $10 bazillion glorification of all that's wrong with the world. The ceremony featured a star-studded 440 person guest list including such of-the-moment cultural forces as Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne, and several members of the cast …
Kris Jenner Tells Us What It's Like To Be A Saint
The master of all things Kardashian spoke to Good Morning America today about being "so torn" between being the manager of a multi-million dollar empire and a mother to the daughters she's making money off of. While she made no mention about being a glorified pimp
The Jackson Family Started Working On A Clothing Line A Week After…
- Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon and Randy Jackson — and their late brother's estate — have an apparel line under the Jackson 5 name hitting stores in February. It naturally includes a version of the "Thriller" red leather jacket. [WWD]
